Kono Kalakaua quotes from Hawaii Five-O (1968)

McGarrett

Kono?

Blanksville.

McGarrett

Danno?

Danno

Double blanksville.

Chin

Chin Ho Kelly strikes again!

McGarrett

Shut up and sit down.

Chin

I don't like it. One stray shot on that deck and "Pow" -- 250,000 barrels of diesel. All of Honolulu harbor could go up.

You wanna live forever?

Chin

Uh-huh. I sure do.

And then?

McGarrett

Then use your imagination and training. You’re a rich haole lady, and you want to disappear. What would you do?

Man, that would take a whole lot of imagination!

What have we got?

Homicide, Land Commissioner Manu.

Manu.

This guy's here to place a commissioner's bag in the cab. and then, boom.

But I just-just put inside the cab and I went away and then, pow.

McGarrett

What size shoe do you wear?

I got teeny little feet. Size 13.

Did he mention any other complaints?

Dizziness

Danno

Said he felt hot.

And cold.

Danno

At the same time.

Trouble hearing.

Danno

And breathing too.

Any history of anxiety in his family?

Chin

Only when I see a needle. [grimaces at a needle shot]

He worries a lot when he breaks open a fortune cookie.

Chin

You believe in Pele, huh?

You gotta be kidding. I ain't believed in Pele since I was four years old. [pause] You know, I suddenly feel like I'm four years old.

McGarrett

How can a man cling to the ancient beliefs in this day and age? Will you tell me?

People got to believe in something, boss. Even if it's a high priest like the kahuna.

McGarrett

I'll buy that, Kono.