Chin Ho Kelly quotes from Hawaii Five-O (1968)

Chin

[to McGarrett] Confucius once said, "We got a winner, boss."

Chin

Hey, boss, easy case. Everything fits like one, two, six.

McGarrett

Kono?

Blanksville.

McGarrett

Danno?

Danno

Double blanksville.

Chin

Chin Ho Kelly strikes again!

McGarrett

Shut up and sit down.

Chin

I don't like it. One stray shot on that deck and "Pow" -- 250,000 barrels of diesel. All of Honolulu harbor could go up.

You wanna live forever?

Chin

Uh-huh. I sure do.

McGarrett

What do you know about laundry marks?

Chin

Well, some of my best ancestors are Chinese.

Chin

But there must be a thousand places a guy could hide out.

McGarrett

Well, you've got a thousand relatives. Use them.

Chin

Settle down, boys. Any trouble you got is the trouble you make.

What you want, venerable pain in the ancestor?

Chin

Any read you got on the man that hit Steve McGarrett. That and no more smart mouth, or I'll shove it down your throat.

Did he mention any other complaints?

Dizziness

Danno

Said he felt hot.

And cold.

Danno

At the same time.

Trouble hearing.

Danno

And breathing too.

Any history of anxiety in his family?

Chin

Only when I see a needle. [grimaces at a needle shot]

He worries a lot when he breaks open a fortune cookie.

McGarrett

Chin, you're gonna make a speech tomorrow.

Chin

Me? What do I talk about?

McGarrett

Law and order.

Chin

For or against?

Chin

You believe in Pele, huh?

You gotta be kidding. I ain't believed in Pele since I was four years old. [pause] You know, I suddenly feel like I'm four years old.