Steve, Danny and others in “Unfinished Business”

Steve

[on the phone with Danny] How about you?

Danny

Me? I'm sick.

Steve

I mean, she's only gonna be gone for a couple of days, Danny, okay?

Danny

You're missing the point. She did the drop-and-run, Steve, okay? Not even barely a kiss on the cheek. All right? And this is not the first time. This is not the first time that I have looked in my girl's eyes and seen something different. I don't know what it is. It's like her innocence is, uh, floating off into space or something. I don't know what.

Steve

Ah, well, she's growing up, ok? What are you gonna do?

Danny

Build a time machine. I'm gonna go back in time when she was just a baby, before I met you, to a happy time in my life.

Steve

Ok. Good luck with that.

Danny

[unamused] You think this is funny, don't you?

Lou

Yeah, listen, it gets worse. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wait till she asks you to take her bra shopping, huh. Or when the first boyfriend shows up. You're gonna love that. You ain't seen nothing yet, pal, so put on your big-boy pants because Father Time is not your friend.

Danny

Will you put Steve back on, please? [Lou passes the phone back to Steve]

Steve

Yeah.

Danny

Do not, under any circumstances, ever do that to me again.

Lou

[shouts into phone] Truth hurts, don't it?

Danny

Okay, put him back on.

Steve

Okay. [passes phone to Lou]

Lou

I'll tell you something else... [Danny hangs up on them]