[Steve and Danny walk into Steve's office and catch Kamekona singing "Tiny Bubbles" and playing his ukelele]
What are you, uh, what are you doing?
"Tiny Bubbles." Written by Leon Pober, released by Don Ho in 1966.
Ah, and butchered by you here in 2013.
[grins] I liked it.
[grumbles under his breath] "Butchered". [hands Steve his ukelele and a piece of paper] This is for you, brah.
What is it?
Cost of doing business.
[looks at paper] No. This is this-this is $300. [Kamekona looks at him] What do you–– $300 for a ukulele?!
That's koa wood, brah. And good information does not come cheap. Especially during the holiday season.
[Steve grudgingly takes out his wallet and pays Kamekona]
Wow. You actually have a wallet.
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