I'll just call Child Protective Services and Joan will have to be placed in foster care for a while. I just hope that the trauma doesn't affect her cognitive development.
"Cognitive"? You don't even know what that word means.
You're a horrible uncle, you know that?
[Later, Steve walks into the Five-O headquarters with baby Joan strapped in a carrier. Danny sees him and starts laughing.]
Is this funny to you?
Yeah!
So when you're through amusing yourself, I need you to wipe down and change her pads, please.
[smirks] Not at all. I'm retired, you see. And it's gonna be way too entertaining to see Uncle Steve on diaper duty, so go ahead.
Hey, why is there a baby attached to your chest?
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