Oh, Haven's finest. You know I could add "ass" to that "Haven's finest ass." And it would still work. For both of you. Just in different ways.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
So you saw the prowler?
A glimpse. Barely. He was 6'7". One eyebrow. Fu Manchu. Carried a small slingshot. Had a tattoo.
Of what?
Does it matter? He was a 6'7", unibrow, sling-shotty monster.
Jess, I think Detective Wuornos needs to come by and conduct a safety review of your home. I'd say around 8:00?
Great. I shot a deer, so we're having venison. Maybe you can bring a nice bottle?
Of wine?
No, antacid.
Maybe someone should get that?
Hello. Nathan Police Department. I mean Haven PD, Wuornos speaking.
That was painful to watch.
No one was forcing you to.
'Of wine?' Maybe we should show that to suspects who won't talk.
And I'm pretty sure Eleanor winked at me.
What?
She's a doctor. She knows when things aren't normal. And I'm getting the feeling that she knows a lot more.
She winked at you?
There was winkage.
At least it wouldn't remind me of my own problems.
How does any of this remind you that you have no game with chicks?
What if it's not something normal? What do we do?
We go to lunch. But you're not going to like it!
What if you had gotten him mad and something did happen?
A bucket of cold water, it works on dogs.
You've been weird about this Jess thing from the start. You have a beautiful woman waiting up for you, you have a partner who's willing to do the boring paperwork, and you still don't want to go? Nathan, I wasn't gonna say anything before, but it's not like you have people calling you at all hours of the day to hang out. Tell me. Tell me. Come on, what's going on?
I don't know if I can make it happen.
Make what happen? [Nathan gives her a look] Oh... Wait, this isn't your first time, is it?
No!
Well what?-
It is my first time since I've... been like this. I can't even feel my own damn skin. I can't feel her skin. I don't know what else I can't do.
Hey, you know that whole friends thing? You were right, I don't think I ever really had any. But I do now. And so do you. [she kisses his cheek and he looks shocked - he felt it]
What's that cop's name?
. . . Steve?
Stan. How about her?
Okay, okay, I get it. Good morning Stu.
SStan
... Morning, Audrey.
Morning, Stan.
SStan
Hey, Nathan.
Crap.
Actually we have dinner.
Awesome. Nathan, would you please marry this woman! Sorry. Did i just make that awkward?
Oh, we have to get to second base first. Sorry, I made that even more awkward.
Isn't he cute when he wants to take charge.
He is cute. You should see him around babies.
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