Audrey quotes from Haven

Audrey

My cellphone, oh no. It's-

Duke

It's toast. But I got you another one. [pulls out a pink phone]

Audrey

A princess phone? Seriously.

Duke

You really need to work on your thank you's.

Nathan

Need some help?

Audrey

No, No, I'm alright. Thank you.

Nathan

Okay, then.

Audrey

Unbelievable!

Nathan

Shame about the car.

Audrey

Eh, it's a rental.

Audrey

Nathan really doesn't like you.

Duke

Let me guess, what did he say? He's unreliable. Dishonest. And a general pain in the butt?

Audrey

Ass. Yeah, he said ass.

Duke

Wow.

Audrey

You know every other kid I knew dreamed that their parents would come claim them. Then they'd turn out to be rock stars. But I just dreamed that... You know what never mind.

Nathan

Too late to stop now.

Audrey

I dreamed that my mother would roll up in a big bus and rescue every kid in every orphanage in the world and bring them home.

Nathan

Might be a good idea to let that one go.

Audrey

Yeah, well I wish I could.

Audrey

You don't mind do you?

Nathan

Mind what?

Audrey

I invited myself along.

Nathan

It's a huge metal ball. Who could resist that?

Audrey

Exactly.

Audrey

So, what was that between you and his daughter?

Nathan

I asked Hanna to the prom without her father's permission. He found out, and said she couldn't go.

Audrey

So the prom is why the Rev would barely look at you?

Nathan

Well that. And 'cause we ignored him, ran up to the ledge, and watched the meteor shower.

Audrey

And...?

Nathan

And... meteor showers are better naked.

Audrey

Nathan Wuornos! Just another teenage boy trying to tear a girl's clothes off.

Nathan

No, the meteor shower was my idea; the rest was hers.

Nathan

February 1983. I was seven. I went sledding on that hill right over there. I crashed into a tree, but I felt fine, so I ran back up the hill, ready to go again, and Lisa Botkee took one look at me, and threw up. I had blood all over my coat and a bone sticking' out of my arm, and I never felt a thing. Wasn't the only thing that happened that year. Don't remember a lot of it, people whispering, kids pulled out of school...

Audrey

"The troubles." [Nathan nods his head]

Nathan

Couple of years later, I got better and I stopped hearing about 'em.

Audrey

And you're afraid they're coming back?

Nathan

No. They are back. And I'm afraid they won't go away this time.

Audrey

I might need to stick around for a while and see.

Audrey

Okay, so first question is why is there a metal ball?

Nathan

Everyone knows that ball.

Audrey

Second question, there's a ball everyone knows about?

Audrey

You want to grab something to eat?

Nathan

How about pancakes?

Audrey

Yeah, I could eat some pancakes.

Nathan

We can't shoot the doctor.

Audrey

No.

Nathan

And we can't go in that room. So, why are we sneaking up on him?

Audrey

Because, Haven doesn't have a swat team. It has a dispatch lady who calls you, hon.

Audrey

Do you really think a drug spill could do this?

Nathan

Eh, seen worse. I went to college.

Audrey

I'm sorry I had to do that, Nathan. Are you okay?

Duke

Yeah, I'm fine.

Audrey

I was talking to Nathan.

Nathan

Nothing. I felt nothing.

Audrey

I have a theory.

Nathan

Surprise.

Audrey

You're not going to like it.

Nathan

Surprise again.

Audrey

You know I was thinking about... how there are two different Havens. There's the one right that's right beneath the surface, and there's the one right underneath that.

Nathan

Sounds like every town.

Audrey

It's definitely not like every town. But you, Nathan, you live in both Havens, and I think we're going to find that very useful.

Nathan

Might be.