[X dials the number for an Evil Life Coach]
PPerfectionist
Hi. I've changed my menu options, so please listen carefully. For landscaping, press one. Dog walking, press two. Nude housecleaning, press any key any time...
[impatiently] Come on, come on, come on...
PPerfectionist
If you need an Evil Life Coach, press four.
[X presses four]
[awkwardly] Hi... uh, heh... Well, I saw your ad, and uh...
VMVoice Mail Prompt
You have... ten... seconds.
[frantically] PLEASE HELP ME, I'M NOT EVIL ENOUGH! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! MAKE ME EVIL!
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