Shhh... Shhh... Birdman, Shhh... Shhhent ya... Shh.
But I don't know what I'm doing.
Nonsense. Look at me. Look at me. Now, listen very closely... to what I'm about to say to you.
Oh, okay...
Promise that you are going to listen to these words with all your heart.
Okay.
Do you have... inside you... here...?
Yes?
Deep, deep, inside you... Do you have the one true thing that you need... in life that will guide you through it all?
Yes?
Do you have that one thing...?
What thing? Tell me. WHAT IS IT?!
It is that thing that I sent to you.
[an exasperated Harvey plunges his face back into the sink.]
[leaves bathroom, passing attendant Azul Falcone] You're outta talc!
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