ACApache Chief
Well I saved the town the other day.. and anyway, I saved the town. And anyway, afterwards I thought, "Man, a.. a coffee would be nice." But I spilled it on my... lap
Uh-huh.
ACApache Chief
And, wow, it was hot... on my lap.
I'll bet.
ACApache Chief
Hotness. Crotch. Ouch.
Yeah, I... ohhhh! Are you trying to say...?
ACApache Chief
I... can no longer... enlarge.
Ugh!
[crosses his legs and winces a few moments]
Ugh! Let's all go to the mountains! Oh! [composes himself] I'll take the case!... Not even first thing in the morning? You know... little neeneeneeneeneey?
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