[At Poison Ivy statue fountain holding a coin] I wish I has a single shred of self-respect. [Baby shark leaps out and bites off hand] Why?!
[Runs over] What's with all this hubbub?!
That shark stole my wish! [Falls down dead]
Daddy's coming! [Leaps into fountain splashing out water level] My babies!
[Baby sharks are all biting on his fingers] Oh, look at these pups sucking on my cocktail weenies! I forgot what a good dad I am!
[Walks over to James] Oh, I am so sorry! I really thought I could be a working single dad like one of those romcoms where it's challenging at first, but at the end of a fun montage, you balance it all.
[To Nanaue holding all his baby sharks] Look me in the eye! You can do this! Dads can have it all!
So, how did you do it?
Great question. I'll show you.
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