[At kitchen table with Bethany, Benicio and Sophia] Thank you, uh, for gathering for this family meeting. I have a big announcement. It's muy importante.
So embarassing. Just speak full Spanish or full English.
My bad. Lo siento.
Dad!
Kids, Bethany, mi amor. [Rises up with hands in air] I'm going to back to villainy!
Ay, pero, this is a big change. The kids just got used to the chore wheel.
Screw the chore wheel.
What about our health insurance?
I'll blow up any hospital that sends us a bill.
Will you blow up my PE coach?
Can I have some poison gas for my science project? [Joker laughs maniacally]
There's a cashier at More For Lex who's never told me to have a nice day.
So it's settled! Who wants to go steal some soft serve?
Yeah! [Bethany starts maniacally laughing with Benicio and Sophia joining in then Joker all standing up with same outspread claw hands]
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