[Rough housing with Babs and Dick, body flipping him on the floor] And... you're both dead! Come on. You can do better than that! [Punches Barbara in chest]
What the heck?! That was dangerously close to my nipples! [Harley gets Barbara into a headlock and noogies her head]
Toughen up! You think real villains are about giving you a titty twister?! [Grabs Dick by nipples and throws him on floor] Think again!
I want my bat stun gun!
If you want a weapon, look around! Everything's a weapon!
Fine. What about my belt that Amelie poked four extra holes in?
Horrible choice for fashion. Great choice for weapon. [Garrotes Babs's neck with belt]
What about cheese balls? There were several on the floor this morning! I nearly broke my neck. Those Euro scum are trying to kill me!
Okay, paranoid, I'm sure it's just a Swedish tradition. [Points] Be... respectful!
[Pokes head in door] Hello! Do you recommend any Thai food?
It's in the binder, Jonas!
"Yonas"! Thanks, ya. [Draws head back out]
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