Cleo Sertori quotes from H2O: Just Add Water

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Cleo

I thought we were coming here to relax.

You can relax at my place, for the whole weekend. My parents are going away

Cleo

Where to?

A crystal-ware convention. My mum collects figurines.

You know the worst part about that is that I'm not even surprised.

Well, how about it?

Cleo

I can't stay over. Dad's working, and I have to look after Kim. What about you, Rikki?

A sleepover in my jim-jams, you're kidding, right?

Yeah, it's not really Rikki's scene.

Then again, you've got cable, wide-screen TV, hot and cold running snacks. Why not? I'll be there.

Cleo

Excellent, all fixed. What?

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Rikki was so right about Charlotte! She's way out of line!

Cleo

Out of line!? She's just really mean!!

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[Lewis walks over to Cleo, who is sitting on the sand, and sits next to her.]

Cleo

Why'd you come after me, Lewis?

Why do you think? I made a big mistake. I never should have agreed to not seeing you. You mean everything to me.

Cleo

What about Charlotte?

I broke up with her. We broke up. That was never gonna work.

Cleo

No?

No.

Cleo

Took you long enough to realize.

Sometimes I'm little slow. But... I realized that you were right. In your message, I let you down, and I am so sorry. I never want to do that again. It's just us. You and me... if you want it.

Cleo

You mean as friends?

I mean, a lot more than friends.

[Cleo and Lewis smile at each other before kissing.]

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No. It's not that.

Cleo

Emma? You should be happy for her. Not everyone gets to travel the world with their parents.

I know. But why did she have to leave? It's her last year of school.

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Water wouldn't attack us! We're mermaids. We're supposed to control it.

Cleo

I know Rikki, but it's what I saw! And it's a full moon.

I thought we had that sorted.

You alright, Rikki?

Shouldn't you be singing?

Cleo

Lewis thinks we do.

There's something I need to ask you.

Cleo

Well, whatever it is it can wait.

There's something going on here, isn't there? Something magical.

That's ridiculous. There is no such thing as magic.

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Look, if you want to go out with this guy, go out with him. But don't use Mako as an excuse. And don't put the rest of us at risk in order to do so.

Cleo

Rikki, how could you say something like that?

Believe it or not, I'm just trying to protect Mako.

Cleo

Protect it from me? Look, I don't know what's gotten into you. I don't know who you are anymore.

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Will

Okay, guys. Ever since the full moon, Rikki and I haven't been totally honest with you.

Why? What happened between you two at Mako?

Will

I didn't save her from the water tentacle. Rikki saved me.

Cleo

What? How?

Will

She has some connection with it, the energized water. It's like she can control it. Like it was listening to her, obeying her.

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Zane Bennett's a pig. Anything I can do to get under his skin can't be a bad thing, can it? Cleo” cool thanks Rikki” Rikki” do you know my name “ Cleo” yeah well I’ve seen you around school since you arrived oh I mean I’ve meant to say hello and everything” Rikki” hold on” Zane”agh” Both” yeah!”

Cleo

Hey Emma, want a ride?

Are you licensed?

Are you my mother?

[After the Zodiac breaks down]

Are we chilled out yet?

So, we're floating, it's not like we're sinking. Emma not yet. Rikki I think we’re out of fuel feel like paddling to that island Emma mako island forget it CleoNo one goes there it’s divided by sharks and reefs and mangroves Rikki well it’s always got Cleo how are we ever going to get back home Emma Good question cleo ask your friend. Rikki don’t put this on me. EmmaOh it was someone else’s fault someone else took this thing miles off shore you too are lucky I’ve got this

Cleo

Emma's always really prepared.

I'm so happy for her.

: Emma what are you doing here?

Well you came down.

You were meant to stay up top and throw down a rope or something.

What am I, a mindreader, and what rope?

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About 10 seconds after we touch water we... we grow these...

Cleo

...and it vanishes when we're dry. And that's the same with you two right? The tails are like...

...exactly like...

We look like mermaids.

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Cleo

This is a catastrophe of the highest order! Moisturizer is mainly water.

(not paying attention) If dolphins can swim for miles, so can we.

Cleo

We can't moisturize EVER again!

We could swim all the way to Fiji, could you imagine that?

Cleo

Our skin will be dry and wrinkly! We'll be Geriatrics by the time we're 21.

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Cleo

Lewis, What do you think of Rikki?

You know those stone fish that look kind of look like a rock, yet can shoot out enough poison to kill entire football team in half a second? She kind of reminds me one of those she kind of reminds me of one of those.

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[about Byron when he leaves]

Nice board.

Cleo

Nice pecs.

Nice attitude.

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This probably goes without saying, but if you tell, we maim you.

Lewis McCartney

I'm not that stupid. If anybody found out, you'd end up as science experiments.

I quit the swim team today.

Cleo Sertori

Oh Emma, I know how much that means to you.

Still, what could I do?

Cleo Sertori

This whole thing is just out of control. It's just too big.

Lewis McCartney

Let me get this straight. [points his hands to Emma] You freeze things, [points his hands to Cleo] you explode things [points his hands to Rikki] you boil things, and you all grow tails. It's just too bizarre.

Bizarre? Yep. Still sometimes it's good, and sometimes it's not so good.

Cleo Sertori

It's...[pause]... It's...[pause]...I don't have a word for it.