Grimm · Season 1
You start messing with the status quo, there are some people who might not be exactly sanguine about that. And what I am doing with you is definitely messing with the status quo.
I'm not going to ask for any more of your help.
Screw that. I'm not running. You ask me for all the help you need. I've never been much of a status quo kind of guy. And next time, we'll be ready for them.
We shall see the crumbs of bread... and they will show us our way home again.
The vast majority of humans just can't process that kind of information. They can believe in all kinds of stuff, you know. Gods, for example. Angels, demons, and dinosaurs and the Big Bang Theory, and E equals MC squared, man. But that's only because it's not right in front of them. They're not looking directly into the boiling core of the raw universe. So, you know, confronted with that kind of reality, a lot of brains just turn to mush.
What's my favorite color?
What?
You know, you never ask me about anything else. Like sports or music or who the hottest Bond babe was. You know, like normal conversation. Just saying. Be nice to switch it up once and a while, you know.
Well, what's your favorite color?
You don't mean that.
No, really, I want to know.
Red
Well, I feel so much closer to you now.
Are we depressed?
Were you able to get any info off the driver's cell phone?
Yes. And no.
Can you just give us the yes?
No.
Haven't you ever had to explain who you are to anyone?
You mean, like, a normal person? No. There's no good outcome to that. Either they believe you and think they're crazy or, far more likely, they don't believe you and they think you're crazy. Either way, it puts a strain on a relationship.
What about the wounds on his neck?
Well It could be vampires, or someone who wants to be a vampire. Or somebody who wants to get a lot of blood fast. These are about the size of an IV needle. My hope, it's an IV. Okay. So, how does a kid get stuck in the neck with an IV needle and end up in a river going over a waterfall?
I saw a lot of this sort of stuff in the late 80's. When the Satanic cults were all the rage. But not lately. Maybe they're making a comeback.
So, what killed him?
Oh, he drowned. But my guess is he drowned because he was incredibly weak from loss of blood.
So, was it an accident or a homicide?
Nobody puts IV needles in their neck by accident.
[Examining a body] White fluid in his nostrils and around the edge of his mouth would suggest drowning.
Well, he looks pretty pale, even for death.
Yeah, it could be the cold water.
Yeah, or this. [Finds two puncture wounds on the side of the neck]
Oh. Anybody believe in vampires?
Ha, ha.
These are human organs. Hearts, gall bladders, kidneys... this is unbelievable.
Why would you dry them out instead of selling them for transplant?
Some cultures use animal organs to make medicines and aphrodisiacs. Bear gall bladder, rhino horn...
So, what, if animal liver is good, a human one must be better?
Well, whichever way you look at it, it's still cannibalism.
Uh, I think it's pronounced "capitalism."
Instantly, the priestess changed into a monstrous goblin-spider and the warrior found himself caught fast in her web.
[after Nick picks up a severed finger] What?
It moved!
Must have been a nerve. You want to pick it up again or do you want me to give you the finger?
You caught me making some bauernwurst. I was feeling sort of homesick. My mom used to make this stuff all the time. Want some?
Who's in it?
Okay, when my ma used to make it, she stuffed it with, you know, whatever, whoever was around.
Yeah, I think I'll pass.
[Looking at paintings] If you like this one, I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.
This piece exemplifies focus on the use of color as a means of emotive expression. By avoiding a more literal transcription of human nature, he clearly comprises the basic tenets of Fauvism.
Really?
Doesn't mean it's good.
Two Eisbiber kids egged my house last night.
You're the monster under the bed. I think some Wesen found out you're a Grimm and they're curious.
What's a Wesen?
You know, Blutbaden, Fuchsbau, Wildschwein, those of us the Grimms have been trying to eradicate for centuries.
You know, I'm not like that.
Dude, join the misunderstood. Try telling people I don't eat meat.
Looking at the tox report, the victim was found in a mummified state just like ours. You ever hear of latroinsectotoxin?
Yeah. Gargle with it every morning. What is it?
It's an amino acid found in spider venom. Why can't she just shoot these guys and keep it simple?
Some people don't like guns.
Some people don't like spiders either.
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