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S1 E15Unfinished Business

There's a whole bunch of different kinds of spiders, you know? Some molt, some eat their young, which I consider the height of bad parenting.

I'd say that looks like a Spinnetod. A death spider. There's not many of them, thank God. They're like the black widows of their world. I really don't know much about them except they kill after sex, which, to my way of thinking, kind of ruins the evening.

What is this place?

It's a Klosterhaus. A retirement/monastic retreat home for Wesen.

You guys have your own rest homes?

Yeah. We're not savages. Except for Schneetmachers.

Noted.

How's it going with Juliette? You tell her anything yet?

[laughs bitterly] Ah, not quite.

Nada? Zip? Diddly?

Yeah

I guess Grimms aren't that brave after all.

[watching surveillance footage] She's leaving.

He's leaving, too.

Could be he caught up with her on the street.

Maybe they had plans to meet up later.

And he didn't want to be seen leaving with her.

Or she didn't want to be seen leaving with him.

So who was seducing who?

[sighs] In my experience, the woman runs the relationship.

She's only killed two victims so far. And if Charlotte's right, today is the third day of the mortification process.

Sounds like she's going to kill again, and soon.

Exactly.

Yeah, I'm going to stay home tonight, play a little cello.

[Nick knocks on John's door. John opens it, sees Nick and panics, dropping the two beer bottles he's holding to the floor.]

Well if you can't hold your liquor, you shouldn't be drinking.

[John tries to close the door, but Nick manages to push his way in. John runs to the kitchen, Nick corners him there.]

JOJohn Oblinger

What do you want from me? What are you doing here?

I came here to ask you the same thing. Why are you and your buddies watching my house?

JOJohn Oblinger

[gasping with fear] I-I...

Breathe. Come on! Breathe.

JOJohn Oblinger

None of us have ever seen a Grimm before.

[Bud walks in.]

Hey, doofus, where's the beer...? [sees Nick]

You!

[terrified] Oh, God... Oh, God... please, I have three kids!

You're the one who started all this.

No, no...! Well, yes, sort of. But I didn't mean anything. It's just that nobody believed me. I didn't know how else to prove you were a, a... You have a very lovely wife.

We're not married.

Even better

JOJohn Oblinger

Please, you don't have to kill us.

I'm not going to kill anyone.

[to Bob] How many Wesen have you told?

JOJohn Oblinger

Nobody... [stammering] Hardly anyone. You know maybe just a couple neighbors.

Alright, here's what you're gonna do! You're going to make sure that whoever you told, and whoever they told, never come to my house again.

Fine. Sure, we can do that. Right?

JOJohn Oblinger

Of course. You bet. Absolutely!

Well I hope so. 'Cause I'd hate to have to come back here.

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The beast were loosed into the arena, and among them, a beast of huge bulk and ferocious aspect.

[after Bryan takes off jogging] So how long'd you think it take us to do ten miles?

Depends on how fast we drive.

Hey, what's up?

Some very exciting laundry.

No wonder you called.

I'm going to the grocery store so I wanted to check in with you about our anniversary dinner. You do remember that, right?

Dinner, when have I ever forgotten dinner?

Uh-huh, okay. So you're saying you want peanut butter and jelly tomorrow night?

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For me there are neither locks nor bolts, whatsoever I desire is mine...

Steinadler, let's see... huh.

What?

Just a second, this is interesting. Steinadlers seem to be involved with the military. Like, heroic, noble. Apparently with very large... "sausage"? I don't think I'm translating that correctly.

I started digging, guess what I found in his stomach.

Dinner?

If you like to eat money. I prefer to spend it. I guess he was really trying to take it with him.

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