“Old Time Rock and Roll” quotes from Grey's Anatomy

Meredith

[to Alex, as she gets in his car] Good morning.

Amelia

[to Maggie, as they're getting in the car] You said you were drunk. Can I at least ask if you used a condom?

Maggie

Shut... up. [shuts car door]

Amelia

Look, there is a jumbo box of condoms under the bathroom sink. I share. They are for everyone.

Alex

Jumbo? Seriously?

Amelia

I was being optimistic.

Meredith

Wait. That was you making all that noise last night? I thought that was Amelia. Well, you aren't shy. And you have a filthy mouth.

Maggie

Okay, can we not talk about this? Please. I am begging you.

Amelia

So, the intern was good in bed.

Meredith

Intern? What intern? Maggie, what intern?

Maggie

Alex can hear us.

Meredith

Alex doesn't care about this. Do you care, Alex?

Alex

Do I care about any of this conversation? No.

Amelia

Did he visit Ladytown? Because I find if they don't go down to Ladytown the first time, there should be no next time.

Meredith

She's right about that.

Maggie

No more talking! If either of you says another word, I will jump out of this car while it is moving. And Ladytown is just as bad as Ladyplace.

Meredith

Geez. So sensitive.

Amelia

Just trying to be nice. Take an interest. God.

Alex

Hey, what time do you want me at your house tonight?

Meredith

Why are you coming to my house tonight?

Alex

You're having a dinner party.

Amelia

Oh, the dinner party. No, that's not tonight.

Maggie

No, that's weeks away. It's on the--

Meredith

Dinner party's on the 14th, Alex.

Alex

Today is the 14th. You people need adult supervision.

Maggie

There was so much sex. Hot, hot sex. Everything hurts. My back, my hip, the top of my head. I feel like I'm 80. Oh, my god. He's an intern. Who does that? Who screws the interns? What kind of person does that?

Meredith

[laughs] The father of my children.

Maggie

Oh, Meredith. Okay, I didn't mean you know I didn't mean I'm very sorry.

Meredith

It's fine. Just relax. You think you're the first person to have inappropriate work sex? We all do it all over the hospital.

Arizona

Abe. He was... in love. He met the love of his life when he was 85, and he was gonna propose to her. But he died.

April

Oh. I'm sorry.

Arizona

God, I felt like I could talk to him forever. He made me feel like... you know, I never really believed that I'd find love again. Not anything real or true. I thought that I had it and I screwed it up, and that was over. Then he was madly in love at 85, and that is proof that there is... there is more love out there. Callie might've found hers and I can find mine, even if it's in 60 years.

April

[crying] I don't want to find a new soul mate when I'm 90! I met mine already and he wants a divorce.

Arizona

Aww, sweetie. This is about me. This isn't about you.

Meredith

[to the interns] When you walk into a room to tell someone that their loved one has died, it's more than just a list of bullet points you've memorized. Yours is the face they will remember for the rest of their life. They were fine before they met you. They picked up their children from school, they made dinner, and they got a call. The police showed up at their door and brought them here with those children to this room so that you can give them the worst news of their entire life. You are changing this person's life forever. You are responsible for this moment. For the instant that person goes from wife to widow is you. All you. Nobody but you. So, this person isn't an inconvenience. They are not a box on a list to be checked off. You are a part of their life now. Your words, your face. So take that seriously and recognize the importance of your role. And respect the fact that that person's pain is the biggest thing in the room.

Meredith

[closing voice-over] There are some things in life that simply can't be avoided, no matter how uncomfortable they make us and there can't be rewards in stepping outside your comfort zone. Even when the thought of it makes us want to puke. Even when we want nothing more than to run screaming for the hills. That's why people love to say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. But sometimes, those people don't know what the hell they're talking about.