Guy and Mac in “Unfinished Business”

Five qualities, that’s easy. Number one, bendy.

Unpredictable.

Number two, shaved.

Must appreciate the genius of the Kinks.

Number three, slightly anorexic.

Thoughtful eyes.

Four, about sort of 5% lesbian.

Should be in touch with her masculine side.

And finally, mustn’t be too smelly in the cellar.

Compassionate.

[Disgusted] Ugh…So what you’ve come up with is an unpredictable, yet compassionate, slightly masculine, Kinks fan... with eyes?

I know. It’s an impossible dream.

[to Caroline as they leave] In the cellar. Down below...