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Green Lantern: The Animated Series · Season 1

Green Lantern: The Animated Series Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

What is... "cheese," exactly?

It is curdled lacteal milk from a female bovine species on Earth.

From now on, how about you eat that in a closet or something?

QAQueen Aga'Po

Long ago, we were of one race with your masters.

You and the Guardians? Thanks for putting THAT in my head.

And usually hot girls don't go for the nerds.

But if Earth needs someone fighting for us out here, they couldn't have chosen a braver or more resourceful champion than you.

Handsome. You forgot handsome.

The Red Lanterns have blocked our access to the ship.

That's what we get for parking in a bad neighborhood.

AAAppa Ali Apsa

Ganthet, you are hereby banished, sentenced to live out the rest of your days cut off from your species and your civilization. I almost feel the base emotion pity for you.

GGanthet

Only almost, though, Appa? And there's the pity.

I am receiving an incoming transmission from Oa. Guardian Appa Ali Apsa.

After what he did to Ganthet, let it go to voice mail or something. I don't feel like talking to that backstabbing blue munchkin pain in the...

Ahem, Jordan.

AAAppa Ali Apsa

Yes, communication with you, 2814, is equally unpleasant. However, the Guardians have need of you.

Underconfidence has never been my weakness. But my ring doesn't work here, and Bumpy just beat the wall and ceiling with Kilowog, who taught me most of what I know about hand-to-hand.

BRByth Rok

I got you covered. Bumpy can't see out of his right eye. Approach from that side and grab on to his back, it'll slow him down.

If you knew his weak spot, then why didn't you take him down?

BRByth Rok

Well, that's how I ended up here. He saw me coming, my wings are too large and beautiful. You're small and skinny, you have a better chance.

This had better work!

BRByth Rok

Trust me.

Well... strange being on the other side of that saying for a change...

AAtrocitus

Tell me the code to the lighthouse. Now.

BRByth Rok

For two thousand...

ZZZilius Zox

Money? You dare haggle with Lord Atrocitus as if he were a stinkin' lop fruit vendor?

BRByth Rok

One thousand?

ZZZilius Zox

He did come down 50%, Master. That's a pretty good deal.

So that's it? That's your plan? Fine. I just got one question. ARE YOU NUTS?!?

Okay, this harebrained scheme makes my other schemes seem well-thought-out and practical. But what else can we do?

You're right! What the Manhunters did to your sector was a tragedy! Your rage is earned! But destroying life here isn't going to change what happened there. Let's work together to find a solution. A way to make things better for the people of the Forgotten Zone. Let us help!

AAtrocitus

You can help, earth man. Your dying screams will help soothe the restless souls of our dead!

[Gardner and Jordan fist-bump]

Finally! I can never get a fist-bump out there.

I know, right? Thousands of species in the Corps and we're the only ones who fist-bump.

Look, my gut tells me that there's an outside force orchestrating this. We need to assemble as many GLs as we can and find the puppet master. Tomar-Re will back me up.

TRTomar-Re

I hate to disagree with Hal Jordan's digestive juices, but I have found no controlling signal.

[after Jordan loses to Ch'p]

Okay, I'll get my gear and wait you on the Interceptor.

But I lost the bet...

I was going to go with you anyway. I just wanted to see you fight the squirrel.

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