A character in Green Lantern: The Animated Series
Played by Kevin Michael Richardson
Green Lantern: The Animated Series · 53 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Green Lantern: The Animated Series: in 21 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Hal Jordan (15), Razer (6), Aya (3)
This is YOUR fault! You Green Lanterns might enjoy destroying worlds, but I do not!
KilowogIn case you haven't been keeping up with current events, you guys put this thing here and pressed the button! You want to help? Stop fighting us!
I won't listen to your lies! I'll destroy you both!
KilowogAnd what, become a mass-murderer by blowing up the planet? We know what you're fighting against, kid, but what are you fighting FOR?
Okay, squid, start talking. Kilowog here loves seafood and has a big appetite.
KilowogWhat?
It's an old interrogation method from Earth- Good cop, hungry cop.
KilowogTry something like that again, and I'm blowing my ring charge on you, pinhole or no pinhole.
I'm not afraid to die.
You should be. You'll live longer.
I can now assemble myself in 2.1 seconds.
KilowogAnd up until two days ago, you weren't much more than a real smart disembodied voice. Jordan, back me up here.
Any girl who can get ready in less then three seconds has has my stamp of approval.
Iolande, your name sounds like a waterfall.
KilowogWorst line ever.
KilowogWhat is... "cheese," exactly?
It is curdled lacteal milk from a female bovine species on Earth.
KilowogFrom now on, how about you eat that in a closet or something?
Long ago, we were of one race with your masters.
KilowogYou and the Guardians? Thanks for putting THAT in my head.
And usually hot girls don't go for the nerds.
I am receiving an incoming transmission from Oa. Guardian Appa Ali Apsa.
After what he did to Ganthet, let it go to voice mail or something. I don't feel like talking to that backstabbing blue munchkin pain in the...
KilowogAhem, Jordan.
Yes, communication with you, 2814, is equally unpleasant. However, the Guardians have need of you.
She totally disobeyed my order.
KilowogOh, yeah, you especially should get mad when someone breaks the rules.
KilowogSo that's it? That's your plan? Fine. I just got one question. ARE YOU NUTS?!?
Okay, this harebrained scheme makes my other schemes seem well-thought-out and practical. But what else can we do?
[after Jordan loses to Ch'p]
KilowogOkay, I'll get my gear and wait you on the Interceptor.
But I lost the bet...
KilowogI was going to go with you anyway. I just wanted to see you fight the squirrel.
It's pleasent to see you all. (looks at Kilowog) Even you.
KilowogLooks like Razer, definitely smells like Razer, but you ain't acting like Razer! What have you done with the angry guy?
Hopefully destroyed him. The old Razer was responsible for great evil. I came to Odym to ask the Blue Lanterns for help. Since their power negates my own, I thought this would be a great place to become someone else... someone less angry.
KilowogHe's an undisciplined hothead who bends the rules to whatever he needs them to be that day.
Like I said, awesome. And taught me loads of useful tricks.
KilowogThat's part of your problem.
Our presence is the symbol of the newly formed alliance between the Red and the Green Lanterns. A chance for peace in the galaxy for generations to come.
KilowogYou know, you sound like one of those professional... what's it you're always telling me about?
Politicians?
KilowogNo, liars.
[Razer prepares to attach his Red Lantern battery to the Interceptor]
By the way, if we do explode, you two are acceptable souls to be vaporized with.
KilowogWait--what now?
No time for goodbye speeches. Fire up the engine.
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