Hal Jordan quotes from Green Lantern: The Animated Series

Carol Ferris

That bridge came down an hour ago, and you let me think you were dead all this time?

Hal Jordan

Oh... well, I landed in the desert, I had to hike to the freeway...

Carol Ferris

Typical!

Hal Jordan

So... you were worried about me?

Carol Ferris

You - you're replaceable! That was a billion dollar fighter jet!

Hal Jordan

Initiate Ultrawarp now.

Aya

Ultrawarp protocols require at least 43 minutes to calculate.

Hal Jordan

Aya, listen to me. Kilowog and I are Lanterns. We help people. And right now, there are some other Green Lanterns in trouble at the coordinates I gave you.

Aya

It is unsafe to bypass protocols.

Hal Jordan

Green Lanterns risk their lives to save others. Aya, please!

Hal Jordan

The Red Lanterns abandoned you, Razer. Left you for dead. I think that calls for a little payback, don't you? Help us. Tell us what you know.

Razer

I do hate the Red Lanterns for what they've made me. But I haven't stopped hating Green Lanterns. It just means I have more people to hate.

Hal Jordan

Okay, squid, start talking. Kilowog here loves seafood and has a big appetite.

Kilowog

What?

Hal Jordan

It's an old interrogation method from Earth- Good cop, hungry cop.

I heard of you Green Lanterns. I know you're brave and all, but you're crazy to go back.

Hal Jordan

Brave, crazy, it's a fine line.

Kilowog

Try something like that again, and I'm blowing my ring charge on you, pinhole or no pinhole.

Razer

I'm not afraid to die.

Hal Jordan

You should be. You'll live longer.

Aya

I can now assemble myself in 2.1 seconds.

Kilowog

And up until two days ago, you weren't much more than a real smart disembodied voice. Jordan, back me up here.

Hal Jordan

Any girl who can get ready in less then three seconds has has my stamp of approval.

Hal Jordan

Iolande, your name sounds like a waterfall.

Kilowog

Worst line ever.

Hal Jordan

I called this meeting so we could assess our situation.

Razer

Easy. We'll be dead within a month.

Hal Jordan

How about we leave the tactical analysis to Sgt. Kilwog?

Aya

Green Lantern, Hal, and Sergeant Kilowog, these are the last of your emergency provisions. A constant need for food seems to be a drawback of organic lifeforms.

Hal Jordan

Tell me about it. You don't have to eat grilled cheese in a can.

Long ago, we were of one race with your masters.

Kilowog

You and the Guardians? Thanks for putting THAT in my head.

Hal Jordan

And usually hot girls don't go for the nerds.

Carol Ferris

But if Earth needs someone fighting for us out here, they couldn't have chosen a braver or more resourceful champion than you.

Hal Jordan

Handsome. You forgot handsome.

Aya

The Red Lanterns have blocked our access to the ship.

Hal Jordan

That's what we get for parking in a bad neighborhood.

Aya

I am receiving an incoming transmission from Oa. Guardian Appa Ali Apsa.

Hal Jordan

After what he did to Ganthet, let it go to voice mail or something. I don't feel like talking to that backstabbing blue munchkin pain in the...

Kilowog

Ahem, Jordan.

Yes, communication with you, 2814, is equally unpleasant. However, the Guardians have need of you.

Hal Jordan

Underconfidence has never been my weakness. But my ring doesn't work here, and Bumpy just beat the wall and ceiling with Kilowog, who taught me most of what I know about hand-to-hand.

I got you covered. Bumpy can't see out of his right eye. Approach from that side and grab on to his back, it'll slow him down.

Hal Jordan

If you knew his weak spot, then why didn't you take him down?

Well, that's how I ended up here. He saw me coming, my wings are too large and beautiful. You're small and skinny, you have a better chance.

Hal Jordan

This had better work!

Trust me.

Hal Jordan

Well... strange being on the other side of that saying for a change...