Hal Jordan quotes from Green Lantern: The Animated Series

Hal Jordan

She totally disobeyed my order.

Kilowog

Oh, yeah, you especially should get mad when someone breaks the rules.

Kilowog

So that's it? That's your plan? Fine. I just got one question. ARE YOU NUTS?!?

Hal Jordan

Okay, this harebrained scheme makes my other schemes seem well-thought-out and practical. But what else can we do?

Hal Jordan

You're right! What the Manhunters did to your sector was a tragedy! Your rage is earned! But destroying life here isn't going to change what happened there. Let's work together to find a solution. A way to make things better for the people of the Forgotten Zone. Let us help!

You can help, earth man. Your dying screams will help soothe the restless souls of our dead!

Hal Jordan

What are you waiting for? Afraid of the dark?

Guy Gardner

Hey, it's my little sidekick. Stay outside if I need you. At never o'clock!

Hal Jordan

Finally! I can never get a fist-bump out there.

Guy Gardner

I know, right? Thousands of species in the Corps and we're the only ones who fist-bump.

Hal Jordan

Look, my gut tells me that there's an outside force orchestrating this. We need to assemble as many GLs as we can and find the puppet master. Tomar-Re will back me up.

I hate to disagree with Hal Jordan's digestive juices, but I have found no controlling signal.

Kilowog

Okay, I'll get my gear and wait you on the Interceptor.

Hal Jordan

But I lost the bet...

Kilowog

I was going to go with you anyway. I just wanted to see you fight the squirrel.

We named it "Hardtofindium" because it's really, really...

Hal Jordan

Yeah, I get it. So, you're basically wearing a nuclear reactor you cobble together with chicken wire and string?

For the best then. I don't think I want to live on a world without sunrise.

Me, neither. How would we know when it was time for tea?

Hal Jordan

Oh, enough with the stiff-upper-lippery. No one is going to die on my watch.

Kilowog

He's an undisciplined hothead who bends the rules to whatever he needs them to be that day.

Hal Jordan

Like I said, awesome. And taught me loads of useful tricks.

Kilowog

That's part of your problem.

Aya

Green Lanterns, I just had the strangest encounter with Razer.

Hal Jordan

Strange in what way?

Aya

He was very... friendly.

Hal Jordan

Oh... um, that's nothing to be worried or ashamed of. You see, Aya, some carbon-based lifeforms have these things called "hormones"...

Hal Jordan

Our presence is the symbol of the newly formed alliance between the Red and the Green Lanterns. A chance for peace in the galaxy for generations to come.

Kilowog

You know, you sound like one of those professional... what's it you're always telling me about?

Hal Jordan

Politicians?

Kilowog

No, liars.

Razer

Do you share my opinion that the sweet embrace of death would be welcome today?

Hal Jordan

No, I do not.

Hal Jordan

Calm down, Aya. Something's wrong with you.

Aya

Incorrect. For the first time, everything is working properly. But you, all of you, are flawed, driven by your emotions. You cause only pain and suffering. I reject you and your kind. I reject you all.

Razer

By the way, if we do explode, you two are acceptable souls to be vaporized with.

Kilowog

Wait--what now?

Hal Jordan

No time for goodbye speeches. Fire up the engine.