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Green Eggs and Ham · Season 1, Episode 4

Michael, Sandra and others in “Fox”

Michael

Hey there Sandra.

Sandra

Oh, hey, Michael.

Michael

I brought you a present. [opens the box] The ones with the caraway center are my favorites.

Sandra

[sighs] I don’t want them. Give ‘em to Terrence.

Michael

Okay. [gives them to Terrence and eats them]

Sandra

What’s with the tie?

Michael

It’s for our date tonight. I was thinking ice skating. Maybe a little smooth jazz.

Sandra

It’s a hard pass, Michael.

Terrence

Michael... I like smooth jazz.

Michael

Not now, Terrence. Just one date, please. I think that you’re the sweetest, smartest, greenest hen in the whole world!

Sandra

You’re a fox. You eat eggs.

Michael

[stammers] Not anymore. I haven’t touched an egg in a month. I’m on this cleanse now where all I eat is worms, corn and mud, and I feel amazing! I’ve changed, Sandra. I’m a new fox.

Sandra

Maybe. But you’re still a fox.

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