Guy and Sam I Am in “Car”

I'm headed to Meepville to be a Paint Watcher.

[idly drumming on the steering wheel] Whoa, watching paint dry? Fun! Fun, fun. Fun, fun, fun.

It's not fun. It's a solid, practical, fall-back profession.

[trying to be supportive but instead sounding sarcastic] Uh-huh. Very solid. Not giving up on your dream at all.

Just... Let me out right here!