[to Guy] I am Sam. Sam-I-Am, of the Glurfsburg I-Ams. Perhaps you've heard of us. What's your handle, partner? [Guy grunts] Grumph! Lovely name. How do you spell that? Is that one "rumph" or two?
So, Sam, I imagine you'll be having the ushe?
[smiles] If you insist.
[to the diner cook] Green eggs and ham!
Coming up!
Yuck!
[He goes back to reading the newspaper. Sam knocks on the paper like a door to get his attention]
[gasps softly] You don't like green eggs and ham?
[coldly] No, I do not like them, Sam I-Am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
Understood. Question asked and answered. No further queries necessary. [clicks tongue thoughtfully] Have you ever tried them before?
[sighs] No.
Well, how can you be so sure you don't like 'em if you've never actually eaten 'em?
Well, I've never eaten Walvark droppings, but I'm pretty certain I wouldn't enjoy those either.
But green eggs and ham are the most delicious-est, nutritious-est, greenest-est thing in the world, and, P.S., they are especially good here.
[annoyed] That's fantastic, but I don't want them. Here or otherwise.
Tell you what. [to Donna] Make that two orders, Donna, on me.
[also to Donna, frustrated] No, just oat mush, and a spoon!
Sad Man Special. [sucks teeth] Suit yourself.
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