“Since the Mayor got captured, I elected myself...” – Stan, Gravity Falls ... TV Quotes Database

Since the Mayor got captured, I elected myself de-facto Chief. The plan's to stay in here and eat brown meat until we run out. Then I vote we eat the gnomes.

JGJeff the Gnome

Hey! I'm short, not deaf!

Stan

Shh. Stress will make you chewy.

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