So anyway, can you make anything fall in love? Like that snake and that badger?
Hmm, ah gee, I dunno. That might be kinda hard to- [points at the animals] KABOOM! Match made.
They're gonna make a "snadger"! How are you doing that?
Love potion, yo. I got it all: summer love, young love, anti-love. You just gotta put a little on your fingers, and pow!
I need that potion. How much would it cost? And would you accept squirrels as payment?
Whoa-ho-ho! No way. You might think you know what's best for people, but this stuff can have major social consequences. That's why it can only be used by a serious expert.
Love God! Sign my face!
Only if you sign mine, baby, LET'S GET WEIRD!
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