“Movies are great. You watch the movie, you...” – Stan, Gravity Falls ... TV Quotes Database

Movies are great. You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you - next thing you know, you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart. Forget that last part.

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