PAgent Powers
My name is Agent Powers, and this is Agent Trigger. We're here to investigate reports of mysterious activity in this town.
TAgent Trigger
[pointing at Stan] Activity!
"Mysterious activity?" At the Mystery Shack? You must be joking.
PAgent Powers
I assure you, I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humor.
[laughs nervously]
PAgent Powers
I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.
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