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Gravity Falls · Season 1, Episode 15

Stan in “Unfinished Business”

[In a memory of Stan as a door-to-door salesman]

Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: It sucks more than anything. [door slams shut] Gotta work on that.

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