[Stan and Waddles hide from the pterodactyl under a giant mushroom]
The dumb thing must be hungry. I guess it's you or me, pig. What are you looking at? Aw, come on, don't give me that look. What am I supposed to do, let it eat me? Oh, I get it. You're trying to guilt me. Well, it ain't working, pal. Who cares if you're Mabel's favorite thing in the world? I can live without the kid talking to me all the time. Telling me her jokes. Making me laugh.
[Waddles snorts and cocks his head]
[chuckles, then hears the pterodactyl] Aw, dang it. [as the pterodactyl flies straight for them] Well, this is just about the dumbest thing I've ever done. [dons the "Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle" and puts Waddles in it] You want this pig?! THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME, YOU FLYING DEVIL! COME AND GET ME!
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