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Gravity Falls · Season 1, Episode 15

Pelican Mabel and Dipper in “Unfinished Business”

[During the ending credits]

[Mabel has her hand on the lower bill of a pelican using it like a puppet to tell a joke]

PMPelican Mabel

[Deep raspy voice] Who wants to hear a joke?

Dipper

Not me

PMPelican Mabel

Heh-Ha! Yeah ya do. Here it goes. Why did the Pel-ican get kicked out of the res-taurant?

Dipper

I DON'T CARE!

PMPelican Mabel

Cuz he had a very BIG BILL. La-la-la-la Yuk-yuk-yuk!

Dipper

Oh boo. Bad Joke. Bad Pelican Joke.

PMPelican Mabel

Blah-Blah-Blah!

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