Gotham · Season 1
Hello, Jimmy.
Go to hell, Ed.
Oh, you've already put me there - here. But not for long, my friend. I'll find my way out, 'cause this place is just one big puzzle, and puzzles are my forte. Nobody beats me.
I did. See ya never, Ed. [leaves]
That's what you think.
Excuse me, captain. I find your flippant attitude to be inappropriate.
I find you to be kind of a pain in the ass.
[about Barbara] She scares me.
Don't be a baby. She's harmless.
Honey, I know you like her, but she's mad as a bag of squirrels.
She says she's cured.
That's exactly what an insane person would say!
Alright, everyone, listen up. I know we're all a bit freaked out right now. It's understandable. Some freak in a Halloween costume and cape comes into our house and takes out four of our brothers? [holds up a picture of Barnes in a coma] Does this to our captain? Now, I've been around a long time. It's like the bad guys in this town just keep gettin' weirder and weirder. But under that mask is just a man, and he can bleed just like you and me. And if he bleeds, he can be beaten. So, let's do what the Cap would tell us to do if he were here. Let's go out there and let's find that son of a bitch, and let's get him, whatever it takes!
Have you seen the news?
Walking zombies in Gotham? What's new?
Take one more step, mate, and I will put a bullet right between your bloody eyes.
You think that'll stop me, manservant?
I'd like to give it a go, if you don't mind.
[Nygma and Selina run into each other while tunneling through Arkham]
Forensics guy?
Street trash girl?
You framed Gordon!
And you tried to get a reward by turning him in.
[shrugs] Yeah, well...
If he wanted to wear leather, he should just wear leather. This is Gotham City. Nobody cares.
I want to increase voltage to her cortex. 200 percent.
Are you certain, sir? It'll be like she's being struck by a bolt of lightning.
Well, how much more damage could we possibly do? She's dead.
[Bruce is going on a dangerous mission to save Selina]
I have to do this, Alfred. I don't have a choice.
Of course you've got a choice, in the same way that I can choose to let you go with my blessing and tell you to bring that little girl home safe, or I take you right now, I can stick you on an airplane and fly you somewhere very far away.
You can't.
Don't be such a cluck. Of course I can. But I won't. For the past two years, Master Bruce, all I've tried to do is protect you and keep you safe, thinking that's what your father wanted. But you're not the same boy he left behind, are you? So, I have to ask myself: What would Thomas Wayne do if he were here? Your father took responsibility for his actions. He fought very hard for what he believed in. And I will not stop you from doing the same thing.
Regarding last night's nocturnal activities, a suspect calling himself Azrael led a one-man assault upon Wayne Manor, whereupon an altercation ensued in which said suspect was blown up by a person or persons unknown. So he's dead.
My name is Fish Mooney.
I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?
I said, my name is Fish Mooney, bitch.
You've been searching for the man who killed your parents, but the answer has always been right in front of you. Bruce, your father orphaned you. His actions fired the bullet that killed him and your mother. He knew what he was doing, and he did it anyway. I'm begging you not to follow his path.
You want to know if I wish my parents were alive? Of course. Would I give anything to have them back? Yes. But my father fought and died for what he believed was right. And if necessary, so will I.
Just between us, who does run Wayne Enterprises?
I could tell you, but then I would have to lobotomize you.
So, moving forward, sir, I would be more than happy to help you with any of your other cases.
You would be a wonderful addition to my staff, Ed, a wonderful addition, if you were only sane.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Gotham pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
