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Goodness Gracious Me · Season 1, Episode 15

Mother and Son in “Unfinished Business”

Mother

Look, I'm a student. I'm balancing a traffic cone on my head.

Son

That's not a traffic cone; it's a small aubergine.

Mother

Aubergine, traffic cone. I'm too drunk to tell the difference!

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