Will: If we want to go to Nationals, if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline, we have to go from a small rebel force to a giant wall of sound!

Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.

Will: Is there anything that I could do?
Kurt: No. This is my hill to climb alone.
Will: Can I be honest? I think it's getting to you. Usually this stuff rolls right off your back. But lately you've been belligerent, angry, pushing people away.
Kurt: Can I be honest with you? You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring and repetitive. Boys versus girls? That doesn't challenging any of us.
Will: You mean because I didn't let you join the girls like you wanted.
Kurt: To answer your question, yes, I'm unhappy. And yes, being the only out gay kid at this school gets me down. But most of all, I'm not challenged in the least here.

Will: Isn't drinking under 21 illegal?
Figgins: The alcohol companies have been marketing alcoholic drinks to teenagers. In fact, just listen to any song by Key-dollar-sign-ha...
Will: You mean Ke$ha?

Will: Kurt, gonna say it again, boys team.

Will: Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle.

Will: Look, nobody got hurt, it was a harmless prank.
Sue: That's what they said about a boy in Chicago, in 1871, who thought he'd play a harmless prank on the dairy cow of one Mrs. O'Leary. He successfully ignited its flatulence and a city burned, William. That terrorist went on to become the first gay President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

Will: Miss Fabray! Wait. You know, there's only one person in this world that you care about. And that's yourself.
Quinn: You have no idea...
Will: [hammers his hand at the table] I'M NOT FINISHED!
Becky: Woah, woah, woah.
Will: You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long are you planning on playing the victim card? Since day one, you've done nothing but sabotage the same Glee club that's been there for you over and over again, when you got pregnant, when your parents kicked you out. You know, Mercedes even let you live in her house! And I don't recall ever hearing so much as a "thank you". So now you're a train wreck. Well, congratulations. But you stride into my office and tell me it's my fault? Well, then I have something to say to you, grow up.

Will: Ms. Holiday!
[The glee club cheers loudly as she enters the room.]

Will: Nine months ago, there were five of you in here. And we sucked. I mean, we really sucked. Bad. (Laughs). One day, all of you are going to be gone. And all of this, all of us will be nothing but a hazy memory. It will take you a second to remember everyone's name. someone will have to remind you of the songs we sung, the solos you got or didn't get. Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle. And I love you guys too much to let you not make the most of it. Now, I was going to quit once, but you guys brought me back with "Don't Stop Believing." It was a nine, but we are going to make it a ten.
Rachel: We're doing "Don't Stop" at Regionals?
Will: And then some. We are doing a Journey medley. Because who cares what happens when we get there when the getting there has been so much fun? Rachel? You had something you wanted to say?
Rachel: Just that we're all really glad you didn't become an accountant

Will: Now, when I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel better
Artie: [Nodding] Gin and Juice
Will: No, Singin' in the Rain.

Will: Okay guys, I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

Will: Okay what else?
Tina: She called the Ohio Secretary of State saying she was me and that I wanted to legally change my name to Tina Cohen-Loser.
Will: She. [sighs and writes "Loser" on the board] Okay, and how does that make you feel?
Finn: Well, at first it hurts but then it mostly makes you want to win.
Will: Guys, I think you may have just found your song. [writes "Like Me" on the board and circles "Loser Like Me"] Now let's get to writing.

Will: Sam, I'd like you to play the role of the Creature.
Sam: [confused] From the Black Lagoon?
Quinn: Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. You'll kill the part. He's cute....just like you.

Will: So, every day after choir practice, I am instituting a mandatory booty camp. So we can work on our dancing. Now, it's not for all of you, just the people that I think need help. Like...
Finn: Finn.
Will: How did you know?