Glee quotes
931 total quotesTina: [wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I need to close my locker and it's going to sound like a gunshot. [closes her locker gently]
Mercedes: [starts walking with Tina, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've had the worst hangover since Saturday and it's Monday.
Santana: [joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've been dry heaving all weekend. When my mother asked what the sound was I told her I was practicing bird calls.
Mike: [joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] You guys, I can't stop barfing.
Tina: Please don't say barf.
Santana: I caught a whiff of hairspray and went full Linda Blair in the girl's bathroom.
Mike: I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair.
Tina: Can we talk about anything else?
[Tina, Mercedes, Santana and Mike meet up with Sam, Brittany, Artie and Quinn who are all wearing sunglasses and look tired.]
Mercedes: [starts walking with Tina, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've had the worst hangover since Saturday and it's Monday.
Santana: [joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've been dry heaving all weekend. When my mother asked what the sound was I told her I was practicing bird calls.
Mike: [joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] You guys, I can't stop barfing.
Tina: Please don't say barf.
Santana: I caught a whiff of hairspray and went full Linda Blair in the girl's bathroom.
Mike: I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair.
Tina: Can we talk about anything else?
[Tina, Mercedes, Santana and Mike meet up with Sam, Brittany, Artie and Quinn who are all wearing sunglasses and look tired.]
Tina: Artie.
Artie: (standing up with machines supporting his legs and his hands gripping on canes)
Brittany: (gasps in shock)
(Everyone gathers around Artie.)
Artie: (standing up with machines supporting his legs and his hands gripping on canes)
Brittany: (gasps in shock)
(Everyone gathers around Artie.)
Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious--we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know what Miley feels like.
Brittany: Now I know what Miley feels like.
Tina: My parents won't even let me watch "Twilight". My mom says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.
Tina: When you get a nose-job, when you change your eyes, when you bleach your freckles, you're just announcing to the world that ��I don't like myself very much.' The dramas of this week have made me realize that if I don't have many Asian sex symbols to look up to, I have an obligation to become one myself. My new mantra is: Be the change you want to see in the world.
Tina: You don't talk that much, you hardly ever sing, but when I see you do that, it's who you are. It's what makes me feel you. Mike, you gotta know by now, when I see you dance��it's why I fell in love with you.
Will: (After seeing Emma fight with Principle Figgins) Emma? What was that about?
Emma: It's so unfair. Will, your kids have worked so hard for this. Did you know he's already given your choir room to the Mock UN?
Will: A deal's a deal. We lost, Emma.
Emma: Because Sue cheated! She cheated, Will, and where do you think all that money's going? It's going right into her pockets. We just��We can't let her win this one! How can you just stand there and be so calm about this? How can you just give up so easily?
Will: I've tried, Emma, okay? It..It-It's over.
Emma: No. No, it's never over. I don't care what anybody says. Some things are worth fighting for.
Will: You mean like the kids?
Emma: Yes, of course.
Will: Anything else.
Emma: No. No, this is about the glee club. This is not about us.
Will: The hell it is. I love you, Emma. There, I finally said it. And you love me, and the dentist or no, this thing isn't over between us.(They kiss)
Season 2
Emma: It's so unfair. Will, your kids have worked so hard for this. Did you know he's already given your choir room to the Mock UN?
Will: A deal's a deal. We lost, Emma.
Emma: Because Sue cheated! She cheated, Will, and where do you think all that money's going? It's going right into her pockets. We just��We can't let her win this one! How can you just stand there and be so calm about this? How can you just give up so easily?
Will: I've tried, Emma, okay? It..It-It's over.
Emma: No. No, it's never over. I don't care what anybody says. Some things are worth fighting for.
Will: You mean like the kids?
Emma: Yes, of course.
Will: Anything else.
Emma: No. No, this is about the glee club. This is not about us.
Will: The hell it is. I love you, Emma. There, I finally said it. And you love me, and the dentist or no, this thing isn't over between us.(They kiss)
Season 2
Will: (enters his home and takes off his scarf and coat and grabs something from his fridge then enters his living room)
Sue: Hey Will.
Will: (shocked) How--How did you get in here?
Sue: Oh, I had key made ages ago.
Will: (staring in astonishment)
Sue: Do you like your tree?
Will: Uh, it's-it's beautiful. What's going on? What's with all the presents?
Sue: Well you remember that old meanie who stole of those stuff in the choir room? Well she's sorry.
Will: Really? Well what made her change her mind?
Sue: I don't know. Call it a Christmas miracle and we'll leave it at that. Now I know a lot of these gifts are for orphans or something but I got you something special. (gives Will a present) It's okay. It's not going to explode.
Will: (takes the present, opens it and takes out a razor)
Sue: I thought you'd like to put us all out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
Will: (smiles) Thanks, Sue. The tree really does look great.
Sue: Well Santa had some helpers. (blows her whistle)
(The Glee kids come out)
Sue: Hey Will.
Will: (shocked) How--How did you get in here?
Sue: Oh, I had key made ages ago.
Will: (staring in astonishment)
Sue: Do you like your tree?
Will: Uh, it's-it's beautiful. What's going on? What's with all the presents?
Sue: Well you remember that old meanie who stole of those stuff in the choir room? Well she's sorry.
Will: Really? Well what made her change her mind?
Sue: I don't know. Call it a Christmas miracle and we'll leave it at that. Now I know a lot of these gifts are for orphans or something but I got you something special. (gives Will a present) It's okay. It's not going to explode.
Will: (takes the present, opens it and takes out a razor)
Sue: I thought you'd like to put us all out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
Will: (smiles) Thanks, Sue. The tree really does look great.
Sue: Well Santa had some helpers. (blows her whistle)
(The Glee kids come out)
Will: (Writes "The Magic is Back!" on white board)
Brittany: He knows about my leprechaun.
Brittany: He knows about my leprechaun.