Glee quotes
931 total quotesSantana: When I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I just see someone I may or may not have to destroy.
Santana: Where were you, Finn?
Finn: Still out on the field, okay? I totally would have given him a beat-down if I'd been there.
Mercedes: The fact is, it shouldn't have gone down without you, Finn. You should have been leading the charge.
Kurt: [softly] Lay off Finn, everyone. It isn't his problem. It's none of your problems, actually. But thank you for what you did. Especially Sam.
Finn: Still out on the field, okay? I totally would have given him a beat-down if I'd been there.
Mercedes: The fact is, it shouldn't have gone down without you, Finn. You should have been leading the charge.
Kurt: [softly] Lay off Finn, everyone. It isn't his problem. It's none of your problems, actually. But thank you for what you did. Especially Sam.
Santana: With all the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that.
Santana: You are such a bacon-wrapped bug-eyed hypocrite. It's freaking hilarious how jealous of Blaine you are. Every time he opens his dreamboat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers.
Santana: You did this to me! You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery!
Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. You got a BOOB JOB.
Santana: Yup. Sure did. [slaps Quinn across face]
Quinn: You can't hit me!
Santana: Oh, sure I can. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. Slut.
[Quinn slams Santana against a locker]
Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. You got a BOOB JOB.
Santana: Yup. Sure did. [slaps Quinn across face]
Quinn: You can't hit me!
Santana: Oh, sure I can. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. Slut.
[Quinn slams Santana against a locker]
Santana: You know what? A reminder. I owns that guppy mouth. Those shoddy Aerosmith lips belong to me, so.
Sam: [kisses Brittany]
[Everyone laughs and cheers except for Quinn.]
Sam: [kisses Brittany]
[Everyone laughs and cheers except for Quinn.]
Santana: You know what? This is not...hey honeys, this is not a Big Red commercial, all right? No me gusta.
Rachel: Whoo! Party! My turn. My turn. [spins the bottle and it lands on Blaine]
[Everyone oohs and laughs.]
Rachel: Whoo! Party! My turn. My turn. [spins the bottle and it lands on Blaine]
[Everyone oohs and laughs.]
Santana: You know, honestly I wish I could, but somebody's gotta look out for Brittany. I mean, that special place where she lives, yeah it's beautiful, but someone's gotta help her cross the street. I'd never just leave her.
Mercedes: Get her to come with you.
Mercedes: Get her to come with you.
Santana: You may look like the villain out of a cheesy '80s high school movie, but you should know that I'm fully prepared to go all Daniel LaRusso on your ass.
Santana: You really need to be more careful with your leering.
Karofsky: I was just checking out what kind of jeans he was wearing.
Santana: Like that's any less gay.
Karofsky: I was just checking out what kind of jeans he was wearing.
Santana: Like that's any less gay.
Santana: You seriously think you can out-insult me? I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. It's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. Did you know she tried to sell me once? And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face.
Santana: You're my best friend.
Brittany: Yeah, me too.
[They stop hugging and join their pinkies.]
Brittany: Yeah, me too.
[They stop hugging and join their pinkies.]
Sebastian: I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but I hear he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream.