Glee quotes
931 total quotesSantana: I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gay-dar.
Santana: I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital, and not just because of the sexy candy stripper outfit. Giving back is so important.
Santana: Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. Maybe in junior college
Santana: Look, let's be clear here. I'm not interested in any labels, unless it's on something I shoplift.
Brittany: I don't know. Santana, I think we should talk to somebody, like an adult. This relationship is really confusing for me.
Santana: Breakfast is confusing for you.
Brittany: Well, sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?
Brittany: I don't know. Santana, I think we should talk to somebody, like an adult. This relationship is really confusing for me.
Santana: Breakfast is confusing for you.
Brittany: Well, sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?
Santana: Look, my dad's a doctor, which means I have a killer health plan. Now get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on.
Santana: Mr. Schue, I wrote another verse of Trouty Mouth. (Sam holding up the sign: hell no)
Santana: My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.
Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: [looks at Brad the pianist] What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. [to Brad] Sorry, no offense.
Brittany: [looks at Brad the pianist] What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. [to Brad] Sorry, no offense.
Santana: Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he can't mess with Sam Evans. And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python.
Santana: Teen gay, you may now proceed to the next checkpoint without fear of violence.