Rachel: When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.

Rachel: When I'm done rehearsing, I'd like your feedback. Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding.

Rachel: Where have you been?
Finn: Hiding out. Everyone hates me.
Rachel: No, they don't. And that doesn't explain why you haven't said a word to me since we've been back.
Finn: You should be more pissed at me than anyone else. I screwed up. I'm humiliated! And we worked so hard for everything and I was supposed to be this big-shot leader holding everyone together and��I blew it. Cost us the championship.
Rachel: Look, being an artist is about expressing your true feelings in the moment no matter what the consequences. What were you feeling in that moment?
Finn: That I loved you. And I would've done or given anything to kiss you one more time.
Rachel: So you did. You know, you gave it all up for one kiss�� Was is worth it?
Finn: Yeah. What about you? Was it worth it for you?
Rachel: Yeah. Because in my heart, I know we'll have another shot at nationals. You have to know that I'm leaving, Finn. I'm going to New York and I'm never coming back.
Finn: Graduation's a year away. You got any plans 'til then? [kisses Rachel]
Rachel: Okay, let's go. [gets up]
Finn: [confused] Where are we going?
Rachel: Final glee club meeting of the year!
Season 3

Rachel: Whether it's heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

Rachel: While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens, we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole during these troubling times of economic uncertainty and unbridled social woe, because if there's two things America needs right now it's sunshine and optimism. Also angels.

Rachel: Who wants to play spin the bottle?! [to Finn] Spin the bottle.

Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.

Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas?
Finn: It's not dead yet. You've gotta get it fat first.
Rachel': I'm a vegan.

Rachel: You might laugh because every time I sign my name, I put a gold star after it. But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. My gold stars are a metaphor. For me. Being a star.

Rachel: You need something much more personal than that. This is about you. Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?
Kurt: No.
Rachel: I do. Finn throwing himself into the grave out of grief and all of the heartfelt speeches and regrets.
Kurt: That's insane.
Rachel: Clearly, no one in the Glee Club appreciates me. Is it so wrong for me to fantasize about them finally realizing how amazing I am, but it being too late?

Rick "The Stick": [is holding Rory up against a locker by his shirt] Say U2 is overrated!
Rory: Never!

Rory: Excuse me, I've never heard of this game of dodging balls. What are the rules?
Puck: Don't. Die.

Rory: Finn, I just want you to know that no matter what, I've got you're back. Like, when that girl with the lips was saying you look like a whale, I wanted to tell her that I think you look fine.

Rory: I love everything about America. Especially NASCAR, your half-black president, and Victoria's Secret catalogs.

Rory: I thought America was all about different, unique people coming together and excepting one another.
Finn: Pretty old brochure, dude.