Rachel: Santana? [sees Sunshine coming out of the stall] Oh! Shoving your fingers down your throat like the rest of your brainwashed Vocal Adrenaline brothers & sisters?
Sunshine: I'm not throwing up on purpose. I'm so nervous i can't keep any food down. I used to love singing. It was the only thing that relaxed me. Now I hate it.
Rachel: Do you think I'm an idiot?
Sunshine: No! I think you're kinda mean but I don't think you're stupid.
Rachel: I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to get me feel bad for you so that I don't try as hard to crush you on the stage.
Sunshine: What did I ever do to you to make you hate me so much? When I came to your school, I heard that the Glee club was where kids went when no one else would take them, a safe place, for some reasons, you made me the only one who wasn't safe there. [begins to leave]
Rachel: Where are you going?
Sunshine: To the Philippine Embassy. I'm going to beg them to revoke my visa and deport me back home. That's the only way I'm gonna be able to escape Vocal Adrenaline.
Rachel: Jus... wai.. wait. It's because you're good. That's why I hated you, that's why I've sent you to that crack house. I'm sorry. But you have to go out there and sing. You have a gift! Something that Dustin Goolsby would kill for.
Sunshine: I can't. I'm gonna barf all over the stage.
Rachel: If you feel like you're gonna throw up, just look at me and I'll help you through it
Sunshine: Why? Don't you wanna win?
Rachel: Girls like us have to stick together. I'm hugging you now. [hugs Sunshine]

Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? You're beautiful.

Rachel: So about the whole pastie thing...
Kurt: Let's just skip ahead while we're ahead, dollie.

Rachel: So, why did you ask me to help you?
Finn: 'Cause it's the only way I'm gonna be good...like you.
Rachel: You think I'm good?
Finn: Yeah. I mean when we first met I thought you were intimidating, and that you talk way more than you should. I even looked under my bed to see if you were hiding there. [Sees Rachel is upset by this] But then I heard you sing. I don't know how to explain it, but it touched me... here. [puts his hand on his heart but, mistakenly puts it on his right side of his chest]
Rachel: Your heart is on this side of your chest [places her hand on Finn's and moves it to the left side of his chest. They look at each other]
Finn: It's beating really fast.
Rachel: Do you want a drink I`ll buy you one?
Finn: Yeah.
[Rachel takes two plastic cups, and pours the drinks]
Rachel: Virgin Cosmos
Finn: I like the cups. Like airplane cups all airplane like.
[They stop drinking. Finn notices some of the Cosmo on Rachel's lip.]
Finn You've got a little Virgin Cosmo...[Finn wipes the drink away from Rachel's lip then kisses her]
Rachel: You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.
Finn I want to.
[They kiss]

Rachel: Stupid? [beginning to cry] Stupid is watching all of your friends make plans for the future and realizing you have none at all. No plans, no college, nowhere to go.

Rachel: Thanks for doing this.
Quinn: I'm surprised more girls haven't asked me. My nose looks awesome. I can totally count on your vote right?
Rachel: Yeah. Tot...totally.
Quinn: [goes back to reading her magazine]
Rachel: So, what's it like? [Quinn turns to Rachel] Looking like you look.
Quinn: I pretty much have a warped sense of the world. Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating.

Rachel: The date was lovely. We saw Love Story at the Revival Theatre - we even dressed up as the characters.
Kurt: [says sarcastically] That's not gay at all.

Rachel: This Christmas, I asked Santa to give me you.

Rachel: Tony and Maria were soulmates. Against all odds they found each other. I know what that's like. You do, too.

Rachel: Wait.
Finn: What?
Rachel: I have to tell you something... I never had sex with Jesse. I-I lied... to make you jealous. But this is good, because now neither of us have done it, we can save it, for each other.
Finn: Awesome.
[Cut back to Finn and Santana]

Rachel: We are going to rule this school!
[Karofsky, Azimo and another football player approach Rachel, Kurt and Mercedes and splash slushies over them.]

Rachel: We need to have a gayvention, that's a GAY intervention.
Tina: It's K-K-Kurt. He's lady fabulous.
Mercedes: Look, just because he wears nice clothes doesn't mean he's on the down low.
Rachel: He wore a corset to second period today.

Rachel: We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.

Rachel: Well, my suspension is officially over. It'll still be on my transcript, though. I'm just hoping that the admissions department at NYADA see it as a sign of my artistic, rebellious attitude.
Quinn: Good luck with that.
Rachel: Are you going to go tell Figgins about Shelby? Because I still think it's a really terrible idea.
Quinn: I came here to talk to you, actually. To tell you I'm not going to tell.
Rachel: Why?
Quinn: Because I love Beth, and I don't want to ruin her life. I wanted to thank you actually.
Rachel: For what?
Quinn: For keeping me from doing something stupid. Something I would have regretted my entire life.
Rachel: [nods and ducks her head shyly then looks up]...We're kind of friends huh?
Quinn: Kind of. What do you think about Yale?
Rachel: Oh no no. I had my sights set on NYADA.
Quinn: No, for me. I'm not the singer that you and Kurt are but Yale has an amazing drama program and I really do like to perform.
Rachel: Yeah!
Quinn: I certainly would nail all the parts where the girl has to cry.
Rachel: [laughs] No I think it's a great idea! I'm especially since you won't have me to compete with. ...You're a lot better than you know.
Quinn: Well..I'll see you at glee club.
Rachel: Wait, w-where are you going?
Quinn: There's a couple people I need to talk to.
Rachel: Ok well, I don't know if you need help with your Yale application..
Quinn: Not with the Yale application but um, there is something you could do for me.

Rachel: What I meant to say was, "wow, that really sucks. I'm sure you were really good."
Kurt: I was. I mean, I think I was. Being in The Warblers has really made me question everything I thought about myself.
Rachel: Yeah, what has become of us, Kurt? ...So, do you miss us?
Kurt: I do. Being a Warbler is great, but I don't think they appreciate my individuality as much as you guys did, and I can't help but think that I let you guys down.
Rachel: It's your life, Kurt, and you weren't safe at Mckinley any more, and we all get it.
Kurt: How come you were never this nice to me before?
Rachel: You were my only REAL competition.
Kurt: [smiles] True, true.