Glee quotes
931 total quotesRachel: I've never told you guys before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.
Rachel: It's not that. It's just, I can't stop thinking about Quinn. She's-
Finn: right behind you.
[Rachel turns around and sees Quinn approaching her and Finn in a wheelchair, smiling.]
Finn: right behind you.
[Rachel turns around and sees Quinn approaching her and Finn in a wheelchair, smiling.]
Rachel: Ladies, the Kurt/Karofsky bullying situation is getting way out of control. Kurt's miserable. He's losing weight and not in a good way and he's barely fighting me for solos anymore.
Tina: We've all been teased but something about what Karofsky's doing is so much worse.
Rachel: We're all lucky enough to have boyfriends on the football team. I say we band together and demand that they confront Karofsky.
Quinn: Okay, first of all, I'm not dating Sam. And second of all, I think you set the feminist movement back fifty years.
Rachel: Look, guys like Karofsky only respond to muscle.
Quinn: So, we're going to fight violence with violence?
Rachel: No! Look I'm not saying that we should hit him, I'm saying that we need to defend Kurt and there's strength in numbers.
Tina: So I'm confused. [Turns to Brittany] Are you and Artie officially dating now?
Brittany: Deal with it. When you guys ever fooled around, did he ever just, like, lie there?
Santana: [Walks in] Why didn't you tell me we were having a Glee girls meeting?
Rachel: This is a meeting for Glee girls with boyfriends. We're going to make them stop Karofsky from bullying Kurt.
Santana: Okay, I'm dating Puckerman.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puckerman.
Tina: Besides, Puck can't mess with Karofsky. He's on probation. If he gets in a fight with him, he'll be sent back to juvee.
Rachel: Mm-hmm. So now if you'll excuse us.
Santana: [scoffs] You're so on my list, dwarf. [leaves]
Rachel: Look if something bad happens to Kurt and we didn't do anything to stop it, we'll never be able to live with ourselves.
Tina: We've all been teased but something about what Karofsky's doing is so much worse.
Rachel: We're all lucky enough to have boyfriends on the football team. I say we band together and demand that they confront Karofsky.
Quinn: Okay, first of all, I'm not dating Sam. And second of all, I think you set the feminist movement back fifty years.
Rachel: Look, guys like Karofsky only respond to muscle.
Quinn: So, we're going to fight violence with violence?
Rachel: No! Look I'm not saying that we should hit him, I'm saying that we need to defend Kurt and there's strength in numbers.
Tina: So I'm confused. [Turns to Brittany] Are you and Artie officially dating now?
Brittany: Deal with it. When you guys ever fooled around, did he ever just, like, lie there?
Santana: [Walks in] Why didn't you tell me we were having a Glee girls meeting?
Rachel: This is a meeting for Glee girls with boyfriends. We're going to make them stop Karofsky from bullying Kurt.
Santana: Okay, I'm dating Puckerman.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puckerman.
Tina: Besides, Puck can't mess with Karofsky. He's on probation. If he gets in a fight with him, he'll be sent back to juvee.
Rachel: Mm-hmm. So now if you'll excuse us.
Santana: [scoffs] You're so on my list, dwarf. [leaves]
Rachel: Look if something bad happens to Kurt and we didn't do anything to stop it, we'll never be able to live with ourselves.
Rachel: Let's discuss your new-found love for Jesus and how it's affecting me. I want this relationship to go the distance, but I need to know that when I'm 25 and I've won a bunch of Tonys and I'm ready to have intercourse and babies, that those babies will raised in a certain way...
Finn: You don't think you're gonna have sex until you're 25?
Rachel: Both of my dads' people were slaves once. I need to know that my children will be free to worship in the way that I decide is right.
Finn: Sure. Of course. Yeah, they should totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.
Finn: You don't think you're gonna have sex until you're 25?
Rachel: Both of my dads' people were slaves once. I need to know that my children will be free to worship in the way that I decide is right.
Finn: Sure. Of course. Yeah, they should totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.
Rachel: Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?
Artie: I think Mr. Schuester is using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel: There is nothing ironic about show choir!
Artie: I think Mr. Schuester is using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel: There is nothing ironic about show choir!
Rachel: Never. I'm still processing the news and my dads have arranged for a therapist this afternoon.
Rachel: No one should be alone on Christmas, Mr. Schuester.
Sue: Too much talking, lady. Come on, let's get some Christmas up here.
(The Glee club starts decorating the Christmas tree.)
Sue: Too much talking, lady. Come on, let's get some Christmas up here.
(The Glee club starts decorating the Christmas tree.)
Rachel: Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.
Rachel: Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I've learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you.
Rachel: Oh my goodness! Could it be? Could it be?
Rory: [walks out ringing bell and wearing elf costume]
All but Rory: Itchy the Holiday Elf!
Kurt: We asked our friend Itchy to stop by and read us a light-hearted, heart-warming, upbeat Christmas tale: Frosty the Snowman.
Rory: Actually, I was going to read that, but I searched my heart, and I am going to read one from a different book. I think it's something that's going to remind people what the true spirit of Christmas really is.
Rachel: Are sure you don't wanna read Frosty? We all really wanna hear Frosty!
Rory: [walks out ringing bell and wearing elf costume]
All but Rory: Itchy the Holiday Elf!
Kurt: We asked our friend Itchy to stop by and read us a light-hearted, heart-warming, upbeat Christmas tale: Frosty the Snowman.
Rory: Actually, I was going to read that, but I searched my heart, and I am going to read one from a different book. I think it's something that's going to remind people what the true spirit of Christmas really is.
Rachel: Are sure you don't wanna read Frosty? We all really wanna hear Frosty!
Rachel: OK, Why don't we all take a moment to absorb what we've just watched.
Finn: This is garbage!
Will: Finn!
Puck: No, he's right. First of all, I need to trust my instincts more, because I had a feeling when we were shooting it that it was not going to be good.
Jesse: Why didn't you tell me they were in this, too? I thought you and I were going out! Being triple-cast with two other guys to play opposite your girlfriend - it's mortifying.
Rachel: It was an artistic statement.
Finn: No it wasn't! It was you trying to look like you had a bunch of guys fighting over you, so you could stop looking like some kind of outcast and be seen as some hot, slutty girl singer! (He walks up to her) How could you do this to me? To all us guys? Is your reputation more important than all your relationships? (Finn walks out, followed by Jesse)
Rachel: Jesse, wait!
Finn: This is garbage!
Will: Finn!
Puck: No, he's right. First of all, I need to trust my instincts more, because I had a feeling when we were shooting it that it was not going to be good.
Jesse: Why didn't you tell me they were in this, too? I thought you and I were going out! Being triple-cast with two other guys to play opposite your girlfriend - it's mortifying.
Rachel: It was an artistic statement.
Finn: No it wasn't! It was you trying to look like you had a bunch of guys fighting over you, so you could stop looking like some kind of outcast and be seen as some hot, slutty girl singer! (He walks up to her) How could you do this to me? To all us guys? Is your reputation more important than all your relationships? (Finn walks out, followed by Jesse)
Rachel: Jesse, wait!
Rachel: Okay, you know what Santana? Finn is in great shape and your meanness only highlights your own insecurities.
Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator.
Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator.