Rachel: I didn't send her to an active crack house. Besides, how did you guys find out anyways?
Mike: The Asian community is very tight.

Rachel: I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.

Rachel: I hope that my radiance isn't too much for you.

Rachel: I just hope that the pig Barbara inspires the children that eat her as much as the real Barbara inspired me.

Rachel: I know it.
Mercedes: I lived it.

Rachel: I made it.
With the New Directions:

Rachel: I think we were good.
Finn: Good? We were amazing!
Rachel: The kiss was... interesting.
Finn: Yeah, I'm calling it the kiss of the century-
Jesse: You're wrong, Finn. That kiss was unprofessional. It was too personal and intense. The judges won't like it. They'll consider it common and vulgar and will cost you nationals. Hi Rachel, you look amazing and you sounded great. You just shouldn't have kissed him.
Rachel: Why are you here Jesse?
Jesse: For you.
Finn: Dude, back off; you're just jealous. Jealous of what we have, and what we shared with the entire audience because it was shared between two people who love each other. It was the Superman of kisses! It came with its own cape, right Rachel?

Rachel: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
Rachel: I know you are lonely.
Kurt: [stopped moving for a moment]
Rachel: I can't even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school that you can't act on for fear or being humiliated or ridiculed or worse. We're gonna win nationals this year, and you know how we're gonnna do that?
Kurt:... ?
Rachel: Because we have you.
Kurt: That's true...
Rachel: That's 12 people who love you just for being exactly the way that you are. Look, I know you're lonely, but you're not alone. So, I was wondering if you would may be want to sing a duet with me, I think you'll be really happy with my song selection. It's sort of everything that both you and I love.
Kurt: But the duet competition is over.
Rachel: I know. I thought this one could be for me and you.

Rachel: I would've loved to see you in a bridesmaids dress, Quinn. You as well Kurt.

Rachel: I'd like to dedicate this song to my boyfriend, Finn. I was wrong, I shouldn't try to control you. I've just, I've never been this happy before. And I realize that I was trying to hold on to how you were making me feel so much that I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird. I get now that in order for this relationship to work, I have to open up my hands and let you fly free.
Brittany: Finn can fly?
Kurt: Really?
Brittany: Wait, I thought I was the only one getting the solos from now on. Next week I'm going to be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.
Mercedes: [to Brittany] Shh!

Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.

Rachel: I'm sleeping with him.
Finn: So am I! ...This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favourite line.

Rachel: I'm sorry, what exactly did we do?
Finn: No, it's us, the boys.
Mike: And Tina.

Rachel: I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.