Glee quotes
931 total quotesRachel: Can I ask you guys something private?
Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel.
Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel.
Rachel: Did I just hear something about a substitute? [slips and falls]
Puck: Yes! It works!
Rachel: [gets up and fixes herself] Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine.
[Artie, Tina and Mercedes laugh.]
Puck: Yes! It works!
Rachel: [gets up and fixes herself] Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine.
[Artie, Tina and Mercedes laugh.]
Rachel: Excuse me? Um, miss LuPone? I have to say that you're my idol.
Patti LuPone: Well thank you, that's very sweet of you. Are you an actress?
Rachel: Yes-- well, i'm... i'm in high school.
Finn: We're in town for the national showchoir championship.
Patti LuPone: I was in choir in high school! It was my favorite class! What's your name?
Rachel: Rachel Berry.
Patti LuPone: Well Rachel Berry, promise me one thing: you'll never give up.
Rachel: Yes, miss LuPone, I promise.
Patti LuPone: [shakes Rachel's hand] Good luck. [shakes Finn's hand] Good luck.
Finn: Thank you.
Patti LuPone: [to Rachel, whispering] He's cute.
Patti LuPone: Well thank you, that's very sweet of you. Are you an actress?
Rachel: Yes-- well, i'm... i'm in high school.
Finn: We're in town for the national showchoir championship.
Patti LuPone: I was in choir in high school! It was my favorite class! What's your name?
Rachel: Rachel Berry.
Patti LuPone: Well Rachel Berry, promise me one thing: you'll never give up.
Rachel: Yes, miss LuPone, I promise.
Patti LuPone: [shakes Rachel's hand] Good luck. [shakes Finn's hand] Good luck.
Finn: Thank you.
Patti LuPone: [to Rachel, whispering] He's cute.
Rachel: First, I shower. I'm more thorough than during my morning bath. The world is a very dirty place. Brush teeth. Eyebrows. Make-up remover. Moisturizer. Followed by an ice water face bath A la Joan Crawford in ��Mommie Dearest;' the height of glamour. Find something cute to wear. Text my dads to let them know I'm almost ready for my evening tea. Then condition and brush my hair.
Rachel: Guys, we have a serious problem. You know how I've been doing some deep background on Vocal Adrenaline?
Artie: Isn't that against the rules?
Rachel: No, not at all. Or��probably. Whatever! Anyway, what I figured out: I rooted through the dumpsters behind the auditorium and I found eighteen empty boxes of Christmas lights!
Tina: Oh, no.
Rachel: Which led me to the fabric store. I asked about red Chantilly lace; they were sold out.
Mercedes: Oh, sweet Jesus.
Kurt: Oh, my.
Will: What?
Kurt: They're doing Gaga.
Mercedes: That's it; it's over.
Rachel: Exactly!
Kurt: We should have guessed it. They're going for full-out theatricality. They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them!
Puck: What's up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie?
Kurt: Lady Gaga is a woman! She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, the most theatrical performer of our generation, and she changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
Artie: Isn't that against the rules?
Rachel: No, not at all. Or��probably. Whatever! Anyway, what I figured out: I rooted through the dumpsters behind the auditorium and I found eighteen empty boxes of Christmas lights!
Tina: Oh, no.
Rachel: Which led me to the fabric store. I asked about red Chantilly lace; they were sold out.
Mercedes: Oh, sweet Jesus.
Kurt: Oh, my.
Will: What?
Kurt: They're doing Gaga.
Mercedes: That's it; it's over.
Rachel: Exactly!
Kurt: We should have guessed it. They're going for full-out theatricality. They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them!
Puck: What's up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie?
Kurt: Lady Gaga is a woman! She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, the most theatrical performer of our generation, and she changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
Rachel: Hey! Look I need your advice, alright, about, about an adult problem.
Quinn: Holy Crap! Are you pregnant?
Rachel: No! Look I'm coming to you as a friend and, oddly because I also think you are the only person that will give me just a straightforward and a thoughtful answer about this.
Quinn: You're right, I'm sorry. Yes, I can keep a secret.
Rachel: Finn, asked me to marry him.
Quinn: [gasps] Well, what did you say?
Rachel: I said I needed to think about it.
Quinn: Well, you can't.
Rachel: Why? Plenty of people get married our age and I know he and I haven't lived together or anything but I love him and he's the one. I know it. [Quinn hands her a folded piece of paper] What's this? [opens it and reads it]
Quinn: My ticket out of here. I got into Yale, early admissions. Turns out my essay about overcoming adversity while maintaining a straight A average during a teen pregnancy really turned on the admissions boards.
Rachel: Quinn, that's amazing. [hugs Quinn] That's so great. [lets go] It's great.
Quinn: I'm sure you'll get your NYADA one soon.
Rachel: Oh. Yeah. I mean, New York mail is notoriously slow, so��
Quinn: My point being is that I've dated Finn, Puck, Sam, even thought I loved some of them. But by the time the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won't know why.
Rachel: So are are you saying that Finn and I should break up?
Quinn: I'm all for making the most of the next few months, but I'd hate the idea of dragging an anchor from my past into the bright lights of my future. Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. As hard as it may be if you want what you ever dreamed of, you're gonna have to break up with him.
Rachel: That's an awful thing to say.
Quinn: Look, you wanted straight and thoughtful. I guess at one point it made sense to love somebody for your whole life, but it doesn't anymore. Women are finding themselves in their thirties now, every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're going to want in fifteen years.
Rachel: But Finn and I��we can grow together.
Quinn: Look Rachel, I��you and Finn are a lovely couple. But if you really want to be happy, you're going to have to say goodbye.
Quinn: Holy Crap! Are you pregnant?
Rachel: No! Look I'm coming to you as a friend and, oddly because I also think you are the only person that will give me just a straightforward and a thoughtful answer about this.
Quinn: You're right, I'm sorry. Yes, I can keep a secret.
Rachel: Finn, asked me to marry him.
Quinn: [gasps] Well, what did you say?
Rachel: I said I needed to think about it.
Quinn: Well, you can't.
Rachel: Why? Plenty of people get married our age and I know he and I haven't lived together or anything but I love him and he's the one. I know it. [Quinn hands her a folded piece of paper] What's this? [opens it and reads it]
Quinn: My ticket out of here. I got into Yale, early admissions. Turns out my essay about overcoming adversity while maintaining a straight A average during a teen pregnancy really turned on the admissions boards.
Rachel: Quinn, that's amazing. [hugs Quinn] That's so great. [lets go] It's great.
Quinn: I'm sure you'll get your NYADA one soon.
Rachel: Oh. Yeah. I mean, New York mail is notoriously slow, so��
Quinn: My point being is that I've dated Finn, Puck, Sam, even thought I loved some of them. But by the time the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won't know why.
Rachel: So are are you saying that Finn and I should break up?
Quinn: I'm all for making the most of the next few months, but I'd hate the idea of dragging an anchor from my past into the bright lights of my future. Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. As hard as it may be if you want what you ever dreamed of, you're gonna have to break up with him.
Rachel: That's an awful thing to say.
Quinn: Look, you wanted straight and thoughtful. I guess at one point it made sense to love somebody for your whole life, but it doesn't anymore. Women are finding themselves in their thirties now, every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're going to want in fifteen years.
Rachel: But Finn and I��we can grow together.
Quinn: Look Rachel, I��you and Finn are a lovely couple. But if you really want to be happy, you're going to have to say goodbye.
Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Hey, Quinn. [turns to Quinn's friends] Uh, hello...skanks.
Ronnie: Your friend stinks of soap, Quinn.
Rachel: [to Quinn] We were friends once. Okay, and maybe when you cut off all of your hair last year and thought it would solve all of your problems, I should've spoken up. Maybe when you dropped out of society and started dating that 40 year old skateboarder, I should have said-
Quinn: I'm not coming back to glee club.
Rachel: We need you, okay? Have you seen those purple pianos around school? We're planning this big recruiting and it's a tribute to the Go-Gos. I mean, who doesn't love the Go-Gos?
Ronnie: I prefer the Bangles.
Rachel: Okay. We need your tremulous alto and your Belinda Carlisle glamor.
The Mack: I'll give you ten bucks if you let me beat her up for you, Quinn.
Rachel: I'm sorry you're so sad, Quinn, and maybe you're not going to believe me because we were never really close but I'm sad not seeing you in the choir room and we've all been through so much together, we're a family, and this is our year to get it right. We would love to have you back in the Glee club, whenever you're ready, okay?
Ronnie: Your friend stinks of soap, Quinn.
Rachel: [to Quinn] We were friends once. Okay, and maybe when you cut off all of your hair last year and thought it would solve all of your problems, I should've spoken up. Maybe when you dropped out of society and started dating that 40 year old skateboarder, I should have said-
Quinn: I'm not coming back to glee club.
Rachel: We need you, okay? Have you seen those purple pianos around school? We're planning this big recruiting and it's a tribute to the Go-Gos. I mean, who doesn't love the Go-Gos?
Ronnie: I prefer the Bangles.
Rachel: Okay. We need your tremulous alto and your Belinda Carlisle glamor.
The Mack: I'll give you ten bucks if you let me beat her up for you, Quinn.
Rachel: I'm sorry you're so sad, Quinn, and maybe you're not going to believe me because we were never really close but I'm sad not seeing you in the choir room and we've all been through so much together, we're a family, and this is our year to get it right. We would love to have you back in the Glee club, whenever you're ready, okay?
Rachel: Hey.
Sam: Why are you talking to me?
Rachel: Can't I say hello?
Sam: I guess, it's just, Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you would try to steal all of my gold.
Sam: Why are you talking to me?
Rachel: Can't I say hello?
Sam: I guess, it's just, Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you would try to steal all of my gold.
Rachel: High school is where you learn, it's survival of the fittest. She's gonna drag the New Directions down and that's not fair for those of us who don't wanna spend our lives rotting in this insignificant town! You said that you'd do anything to get us to Nationals. She is gonna keep us from winning that elusive crown, if anything, she's gonna kill all of our chances!
Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.