Hana quotes from Girls und Panzer

Hana

If she went out of her way to ask you to pick Tankery, you must be some sort of master fighter. Are you a war hero and were to shy to tell us? You don't have to be so humble about it. Tell us about your duels, your rampages, your extortion plots.

Hana

Someday, I'll prepare an awesome arrangement that will make my mother understand how I feel. I'm sure I can do it.

Hana

It appears she's shouting at us as they're running away.

Hana

This single shot, has the emotions of everyone contained within it.

Saori

Hey girl, you want to grab some lunch?

Miho

Huh? [realizes she was talking to her] Ah...

Hana

See that, Saori, you startled Nishizumi. You'll make a bad first impression.

Saori

Sorry, I was just trying to be funny.

Hana

Anyway, to repeat the question, if you would like to have lunch with us, we'd both be delighted.

Miho

I come from a family with a long history of riding tanks.

Saori

Oh?

Hana

Wow!

Miho

But I don't like tanks much myself. That's why I came to this school, to try and avoid Tankery.

Hana

But they've got personality, wouldn't you say?

Saori

I think the word you're looking for is rust.

Miho

It looks like the armor and treads are just fine. We might be able to work with this.

Saori

Which port were we going to visit? I have a boyfriend in every port so it's hard to keep track of where they all are.

Hana

I'll believe you if boyfriend means the curry place you always eat at.

Saori

I told you to go left.

Hana

Sorry, I couldn't hear you.

Miho

The tank commander indicates which way to go with her feet.

Saori

Feet?

Miho

Yeah, she kicks the operator in the shoulder of the direction she wants to go.

Saori

I couldn't do something like that to my good friend.

Hana

Kick me as hard as you can.

Saori

What? Fine, then left. [gives a hard, loud kick]

Hana

Could you kick me a little softer?

Saori

But I think the commander should really be Miho.

Miho

Huh?

Hana

We really don't know much about tanks, so the commander is going to have a hard time.

Yukari

But Miss Nishizumi knows what she's doing.

Miho

Huh, huh, I do? But I don't think that I'm really all that good at it, you know.

Hana

If you would, please.

Saori

Pretty please.

Yukari

Please, do us the favor.

Miho

Right, I'll do it. Thank you, I'll do my best.

Saori

The Ankou dance? That's way too embarrassing. If you dance that, you'll never be able to get married.

Yukari

That would totally get uploaded to the net and sent to everyone across the country.

Hana

You'll never be able to live it down.

Miho

Is that dance really that bad?

The smell of oil and iron. Please tell me that you didn't take Tankery.

Hana

Well...

Those delicate hands of yours, you laid them on a tank! [she faints]

What's wrong. Do you no longer like flower arrangement?

Hana

No, it's not that.

Then are you upset about something?

Hana

That's not it either.

Then why Tankery?

Hana

I just, I keep arranging, and arranging some more but it just feels like it's not enough.

No, elegant and clean, that's the way I describe your flower arrangements. They fully embody the Isuzu style.

Hana

But, I want to arrange flowers with more vigor. Mother?

What happened to you? Where did the honest and kind part of my daughter go? Is this because of Tankery too? Tanks are barbaric, inelegant and loud. Don't you understand? All tanks should just be torn apart and turned into so much scrap metal.

Hana

I'm very sorry mother, but I just will not give up Tankery.

Erika

You're facing Saunders High in the first match. Be sure that you don't fight so poorly that you end up damaging the name of Nishizumi style.

Saori

Hey, what's your problem?

Hana

I do believe that was quite rude, ma'am.

Erika

I find you participating in Tankery rude. You're just some no name school. There's an unspoken rule that everyone knows: schools that would just embarrass Tankery should stay out of the tournament.

Mako

It should be pretty embarrassing if one of those teams beat the veterans who all sat around in their ivory towers coming up with that rule.

Saori

If we ever end in a match against you, you can bet we won't loose.

Erika

Yeah, good luck with that.

Hana

That was close.

Miho

Yeah, it was almost like they knew what we were going to do. [takes a closer look a a balloon flying over the Saunders camp]

Hana

Miho, what's wrong?

Miho

They have a device that's intercepting our transmissions up there.

Hana

But isn't that against the rules...

Miho

Shhh!

Yukari

Well, there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't put up wiretapping devices.

Saori

How terrible who cares how much money you have.

Hana

Let's say something.

Miho

In that case...