There's a cat on my doorstep.
Well, that's better than a bun in your oven.
...
There are two of them. They're not even easing me into this, those bastards. I give up. I guess I need to start collecting newspapers and magazines, find a blue bathrobe, lose my front teeth.
Well, obviously, you've got a busy day ahead of you, so I'm gonna let you go.
Yarn balls. I need to find some yarn balls!
Bye.
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