Hey, here's a picture of Kirk pinned by the casket.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Man, it's bad enough this had to happen, but his pants splitting on top of it?
Yeah. I hope he never takes too close a look at his life.
Amen. So this goes on the fridge, right?
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