[dream sequence: Gilligan is the ruler of a small country. The Skipper is Secretary of the Navy]
How's my Navy holding up?
Well since you brought it up sir, why don't you come to the window and see for yourself?
Again?
[Gilligan looks out of window. Stock footage of burning sinking ship rolls]
Propaganda! Vicious Propaganda!
Are you doing something about that?
Yes sir, we are! We're teaching our sailors how to SWIM!
Good!
And the people on shore are learning mouth-to-mouth resuscitation - without becoming emotionally involved!
How can you do that?
It ain't easy!
- "This window must face west!"
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