Ghost Whisperer quotes

65 total quotes

All Seasons
 Season 1  

Alexis: I'm so glad Andrea talked you into having lunch with me today.
Melinda: Actually, Andrea told me not to come.

Cliff: Was that a date?
Melinda: Did it feel like a date?
Cliff: Well, she left before dinner arrived, so, roughly, I'd say yes.

Dylan: Hey, Andrea, I've got something for you.
[gives her a rock]
Andrea: You shouldn't have.

Andrea: I'm listening to you. I'm just not paying attention.

Andrea: Are you telling me that Village Java is haunted?
Melinda: No, places aren't haunted, people are haunted.

Dylan: Kenny, said it was safe.
Melinda: And if Kenny said it was safe to jump in front of a moving truck, you'd do it too?

Andrea: Please, we saw The Ring together, you stayed under your seat.

Cliff: [(to his rehab group] I always felt I had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel. [silence from the group] Wow! Tough room.

Andrea: [to Melinda, about Jim] Sexy, sensitive and indestructable. I've got to get me a man like that.

Andrea: Either I have a fever or I'm seeing ghosts now too.

Faith: Relax Jim, I'm not going to haunt the girl...I just want to get to know her.

Barbara Harper: You run an antique shop in Grandview, isn't that right?
Melinda: Yes.
Barbara Harper: And you're an amateur psychiatrist in your off hours?

Candace: For the first time in my life, I hate being young.

Diane: I'm not going to try to protect him anymore.
Melinda: Protect him from what?
Diane: From his birth mother, she's not the angel he thinks she is.

Andrea: You didn't tell him?
Melinda: Tell him what? That his dead father was dripping wet mud on my living room floor?
Andrea: Point taken.