[the gang enters the computer lab to find Leo]
His computer's still on! He's in trouble!
Dude, we're gettin' a Dell.
"Dude" got busted for pot.
The Circuit Connects to Hell - Demon of the Underworld
The Nurse Who Tells Your Death - Mother's Feelings
[Satsuki and Momoko search the hospital halls for Keiichirou]
NNurse
¡No corran en el hospital, cabrones!
¿Perdon, has visto al niño que luce que esta en el primo grado?
NNurse
¡No, estupidas!
[sets off] ¡A veo! !Gracias!
NNurse
¡Dije que no corran!
The Picture That Swallows People - Da Vinci
Okay. I'll smoke Da Vinci with incense, and you chant the spell.
KKayako
So bossy.
What are we doin'?
Smoking Da Vinci with incense while she chants the spell! GOD!
KKayako
[chants her spell] Paint, paint, dry real quick!
Da Vinci is a big, fat dick!
The Devil's Spell - Rite of Darkness
Tony Orlando good-luck ribbon for good grades to come to me, Paris Hilton slut kilt for a tighter ass, and a suppository for a flatter tummy. There. I'm good to go!
[attempts to make a phone call] Moshi-moshi? I mean, hello. I'm sorry to call you at this hour. Can I speak to Tomomi?
WWoman
Tomomi? Ain't no Tomomi girl livin' here. Sober up.
[gasps]
WWoman
Get your crackhead ass into some rehab. I ain't got time for this bull--
[Satsuki hangs up and drops her phone]
Mother-[bleep]-ker!
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