[Zack climbs into Carmen's room and sits on her bed]
ZZack
Morning.
Zack, what are you doing here? My dad's still home.
ZZack
I wanted to take you to school.
No, no, Noah's coming over to pick me up. My parents totally believe he's my boyfriend. Zack, don't blow this.
ZZack
Relax. We'll call him on the way, come on.
All right, fine, I'll meet you at the end of the block. Now go, get out.
ZZack
Hey, how come you never wear this tube top for me?
That's a headband.
ZZack
Fine. Then put this thong on.
That's a shoelace.
ZZack
Work with me.
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